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Sep 15, 2006
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Does anyone have it please? Can't wait to go out on patrol on Sun night, finger poised on redail, to get my own back on those "cancer causers".
Sitting in a quiet corner of a country pub.......

Non Smokers of the world unite...:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
In the London freebie paper tonight they said that police would be patrolling bars and clubs to enforce the ban.

HOW ABOUT ENFORCING SOME LAW AND ORDER IN OUR STREETS, PC PLOD? :rant:
 


Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
In the London freebie paper tonight they said that police would be patrolling bars and clubs to enforce the ban.

HOW ABOUT ENFORCING SOME LAW AND ORDER IN OUR STREETS, PC PLOD? :rant:

Seconded.

Remind me how many kids have been killed by knives the last few months?
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
In the London freebie paper tonight they said that police would be patrolling bars and clubs to enforce the ban.

HOW ABOUT ENFORCING SOME LAW AND ORDER IN OUR STREETS, PC PLOD? :rant:

thirded,

Penguin, I beleive it is 14 under 16's in London this year
 






Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
thirded,

Penguin, I beleive it is 14 under 16's in London this year

and they're going to make police patrol the nightclubs in order to stop people smoking? Okay, if there are police in nightclubs (on "smoke patrol") then any fighting can be contained immediately but most trouble happens away from the nightclub. The police will be redistributed away from patrolling the streets?
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
not an expert on this but Tru has a smoking terrace on top, Oceanias when it reopens will be mainly unerground, therefore no where to smoke, im guessing (as many people socially smoke) they will loose out big time on this
 






Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
and they're going to make police patrol the nightclubs in order to stop people smoking? Okay, if there are police in nightclubs (on "smoke patrol") then any fighting can be contained immediately but most trouble happens away from the nightclub. The police will be redistributed away from patrolling the streets?

I would expect/hope they'll have civilian inspectors as they have here...
 


Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Who do I call if I see someone smoking - is there going to be an 0800 number?

A telephone line (0800 587 166 7) will be in operation from 1 July 2007 to enable members of the public to report possible breaches of the law. This information will be passed to local councils to follow-up as appropriate.
 




Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Here's how you deal with them naughty smokers.

Practical step number one: POINT TO THE NO-SMOKING SIGN and demand that they leave the room

Helpful hint at the bottom: If physical violence is threatened by a person smoking, we suggest you notify and/or seek the assistance from the police.

Methinks the helpful hint might be needed when practical step number one is followed.

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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
I think throwing a bucket of water over them would be more effective. :lol:
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Or maybe use a fire extinguisher if you consider that the fire might spread from their cigarette!
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,040
West, West, West Sussex
Here's how you deal with them naughty smokers.

Practical step number one: POINT TO THE NO-SMOKING SIGN and demand that they leave the room

Helpful hint at the bottom: If physical violence is threatened by a person smoking, we suggest you notify and/or seek the assistance from the police.

Methinks the helpful hint might be needed when practical step number one is followed.

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I don't think I have ever seen aything so sad and pathetic in all my life.
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
I'll make a note of it.
 








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