The rumour started by dave the gaffer

[Harty]

its wasnt a rumour...i was being mischievous.

anyway most reporters will ask someone a completely off the wall question to provoke a reaction, wont they Harty?

Great to have you back Brando, sorry Dave

 

[Dave the OAP]

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[Tom Bombadil]

What about his charity work? Specifically for children's causes, children of all colours and creeds.

So, Hart it's all ok if he does a bit of charity work eh?

 

[Harty]

So, Hart it's all ok if he does a bit of charity work eh?

Its Ian or Harty, thank you, its not all ok but its doesn't make him all bad either.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

its wasnt a rumour...i was being mischievous.

anyway most reporters will ask someone a completely off the wall question to provoke a reaction, wont they Harty?

You've been spending too much time on the wireless, Dave.

 

[El Presidente]

You've been spending too much time on the wireless, Dave.

If that's what it does to you, Hiney and I announce our RETIREMENT from radio.

 

[Harty]

If that's what it does to you, Hiney and I announce our RETIREMENT from radio.

You cannot retire El pres, you are good value, and I need Hiney to come on and talk about his website project that sounds quality.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

RIP Bernard.

I still get very nostalgic thinking about when I got the chance to introduce him at the St Georges Day gig.

Was this the Metropole gig?

 

[NMH]

Another rumour is that the supporters club are going to remake 'Last Tango in Paris' with Dave the Gaffer in the Marlon Brando role.

Who will play opposite him?

No takers yet, but I think people might be put off by the part with the butter.

I seem to recall that you played opposite him once upon a time, didn't you Harty

 

[Hungry Joe]

People who slate Bernard Manning want to see him as one-dimensional 'cos it makes it easier for them to hate everything about him then. I'm no fan of his humour but the fact is he catered for a lot of people who did like that stuff. The whole point about controversial comedy is that it sparks healthy debate, without which we'd all live in a contrived vacuum.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

People who slate Bernard Manning want to see him as one-dimensional 'cos it makes it easier for them to hate everything about him then. I'm no fan of his humour but the fact is he catered for a lot of people who did like that stuff. The whole point about controversial comedy is that it sparks healthy debate, without which we'd all live in a contrived vacuum.

In the grand scheme of things the one I really hate is Jim Davidson though. Sadly he is still alive.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Jim Davidson is a prize **** on and off the stage I agree.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Jim Davidson is a prize **** on and off the stage I agree.

Patriotic to the core.....but never paid any tax. I once saw him in the flesh at an airport and he looked horrible. He had that pinkish eczema like skin which drinkers have with an air of arrogance as he scuttled around the place.