The Queen

[turienzo's lovechild]

BensGrandad I believe.

REALLY?!

anyway, happy birthday your majesty if you're reading this, have a gr8 day bbz

 

[Simster]

REALLY?!

anyway, happy birthday your majesty if you're reading this, have a gr8 day bbz

Yes. He may have mentioned it on here once or twice.

You know that comedy picture of Dave Whelan at the JJB holding up a blue scarf with "I BROKE MY LEG" on the scarf? Whenever I see that, in my minds eye, it is BensGrandad with the words "I RAN A PUB" on the scarf.

 

[Frampler]

A nice old lady who could have done future generations a favour by strangling her eldest son at an early age. And the other two, come to think of it.

 

[Hillian1]

I'm with the senile old git on this I'm afraid.

Happy Birthday.

p.s. Who ran a pub?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

would not happen in Germany .....................................OH !

Happy Birthday Mrs Saxe-Coburg & Gotha then?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I'm with the senile old git on this I'm afraid.

Happy Birthday.

p.s. Who ran a pub?

The Queen? Well, there are plenty of pubs named after her.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What is her NSC handle? I want to know when she looks at this thread.

 

[Badger]

It's amazing that she's reached such an age, I'd love to know what her secret is.

 

[MattBackHome]

It's amazing that she's reached such an age, I'd love to know what her secret is.

Well it's not graft.

I'd have a guess at lightly poached swan eggs every morning.

 

[Simster]

What is her NSC handle? I want to know when she looks at this thread.

I think it's [MENTION=28958]MantisShrimpMan4eva[/MENTION]

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

How many Queens get to be a Bond girl, eh?

 

[BensGrandad]

The Queen? Well, there are plenty of pubs named after her.

Where is there a pub named Queen Elizabeth! Lots of Queens Head etc but dont know of a Queen Elizabeth.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Where is there a pub named Queen Elizabeth! Lots of Queens Head etc but dont know of a Queen Elizabeth.

There are 7 pubs called Queen Elizabeth and 27 called Queens Hotel.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/mos...hite-Hart-Most-popular-pub-names-England.html

 

[8ace]

Where is there a pub named Queen Elizabeth! Lots of Queens Head etc but dont know of a Queen Elizabeth.

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/33/33339/Queen_Elizabeth/Reading

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Where is there a pub named Queen Elizabeth! Lots of Queens Head etc but dont know of a Queen Elizabeth.

Merrow Street, Camberwell. Really surprised you don't know it, I thought you used to run a pub?

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Is she an NSCer?

She is. She goes by "Royal Son of a Gun"

 

[desprateseagull]

Shortest CV, ever.

1- Born.
2- Became Queen.
3-....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Happy Birthday Your Majesty 89 today

89 eh? Only another 11 years until she gets a birthday telegram from herself.

 

[Nibble]

Don't tell me you wouldn't have smashed the ****ing pasty off that.

 

[maltaseagull]

God bless the grumpy old cow.

Remember the Oystons?

She reads this and you could be sued (Or as it is against her maybe locked in the Tower)