[Food] The Pub Debate - Sandwiches - Pole included

[TomandJerry]

Do you eat the left side or the right side first?

Apparently anyone who cuts in triangles isn't the sort of person who frequently visits Wetherspoons during a Curry Night

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We're the left side
We're the left side

 

[MJsGhost]

I don't tend to cut a sandwich in half at all (I have big hands)

 

[Guinness Boy]

I'm not sure I even remember, but it did remind me of this:

A race horse goes into a pub. The barmaid says to him: "Why the long face?"
The horse says: "Cos you keep saying that to me instead of giving me the handjob that everyone else gets. Now give me a pint of Harveys and a bag of oats please." So the barmaid does.
Just then a tatty piece of string with a knot in it walks in. The barmaid says: "Oi, I've told you before, we don't serve string in here. Are you a piece of string?"
The string says: "No, I'm a frayed knot." so the barmaid pours him a pint.
Then a greyhound walks in, goes up to the bar, and says to the barmaid: "Pint of Guinness and one of MoH's Parma Ham sandwiches please luv."
The racehorse looks at the dog then says to the string: f*** me, a talking dog."
Then an Enlgishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk in. The barmaid says to them: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
The Englishman says: "Just wash your hands after you've finished jacking off that greyhound please. We're hungry."
Then a piece of pink tarmac walks in and everybody screams: "Oh no! Here comes that f***ing cyclepath again."




Or something like that.

Joke Du Jour

A fellow walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich 1.50 Chicken Sandwich 2.50 Hand Job 10.00 Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the Bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an...

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[Is it PotG?]

Is that YOUR left side or your companion's perspective for the photograph ie. the right?

 

[Insel affe]

Apparently anyone who cuts in triangles isn't the sort of person who frequently visits Wetherspoons during a Curry Night

I like mine like this...

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I cut mine diagonally. You get more that way.

 

[jackanada]

As one of my highly unpopular policies should I become dictator only cheese or ham sandwiches will be served in pubs. They must also be under a glass cloche and turning up.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

I'm not even sure l understand the question . . . where does someone from Poland come in to it anyway?

 

[Albion_Dave]

I cut mine diagonally. You get more that way.

And they taste better!

 

[The Clamp]

Diagonally. Anyone who does elsewise is probably a ****.

 

[BevBHA]

I cut mine diagonally. You get more that way.

This.

 

[Pondicherry]

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I prefer a roll

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

TomandJerry hits the spot yet again, f**k me.

 

[GOM]

Depends on which half has

Do you eat the left side or the right side first?

Apparently anyone who cuts in triangles isn't the sort of person who frequently visits Wetherspoons during a Curry Night

Depends on which half has the top of the slice and which half has the bottom of the slice.