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Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
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Jul 17, 2003
19,811
Valley of Hangleton
What’s Barber’s email, I want to join the board and with this wealth bottle tops and flasks will be returning along with a decent striker…

I am certain this message might come to you as a surprise.
Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me your attention and hear me well.
I am Hon Mr. Justin Trudeau. The current Prime Minister of Canada. I
want to inform you that the matter of your fund was brought to my desk
this Morning, because David I Mckay The President and CEO. Royal Bank
Of Canada (RBC).said that they will divert your fund worth a sum of
US\$12,000,000,000.00 Twelve Billion United State Dollars to Government
Treasuries Account just because you refused to pay the sum of \$200 usd
Activation fee which will permit you a daily withdrawal limit of
US\$25,000 USD three times daily from any ATM Machine around you.
Please take note that the US\$12,000,000,000.00 deposited with the
Royal Bank of Canada won by your e-mail address via online active
email address selected from the sponsor of Coca Cola Company award. It
was registered with your email address by the Lottery Board Executive
Directors Of Coca-Cola Company Canada Branch, As Prime Minister of
Canada, I told Mr. David I Mckay the president to reduce the
Activation fee to \$50 usd to help you afford the fee. After the
Diplomatic Agent delivers the ATM Visa Card then he will follow you to
any ATM MACHINE center around you so you can withdraw with your ATM
Card and then you balance him the remaining \$150 usd.
The Royal Bank Of Canada has given you the grace of sending only
\$50.00 of the charges/fee which will be only \$50 for now, then once
you confirm your US\$12,000,000,000.00, you can then pay the remaining
balance of \$150 .
I want to personally assure you once again that you will have every
course to smile and be happy to organize a big party to celebrate with
your family.
I am hereby protecting your interest as the Prime Minister of Canada
to make sure all goes well because this is a huge amount of money, we
cannot wish you to lose. Please know that you have from now till the
end of two days to effect the payment for activation of your ATM Card
Account Number: 6021253365.
The payment approval documents have been acquired for the smooth
delivery of your ATM visa Card of U \$12,000,000,000.00.
You are advised to buy a \$50usd Steam Wallet Card or Google Play Card
to enable the Royal Bank Of Canada bank activate the account for you
to be able to withdraw immediately you receive the ATM Card to your
home address.
Your quick attention is needed as soon as you read this email and you
should avoid anything that will make you lose this fund.
Thanks, and God bless.
Best Regards,
Hon. Mr. Justin Trudeau
Prime Minister of Canada
 


















Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,157
Goldstone
Please donate some to BHA, to help us fend off the rich clubs
 






bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,455
Dubai
I have to confess, I was just a teensy bit suspicious it maybe wasn’t really PM Trudeau, until I got to this bit.

Then I felt embarrassed. It’s CLEARLY him. What was I thinking?

“I want to personally assure you once again that you will have every course to smile and be happy to organize a big party to celebrate with your family.
 








Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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I'm going to complain about this. Why should just one person get the money ? What makes you so special ?
 






hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,079
Kitbag in Dubai
"...I told Mr. David I Mckay the president to reduce the Activation fee to \$50 usd to help you afford the fee.
...once you confirm your US\$12,000,000,000.00, you can then pay the remaining balance of \$150 ."


Not just generous, but considerate.

There's no way I'd have been able to afford the full $200 fee upfront.

I think it's only right that the first $150 of my $12 billion is set aside to clear the balance.
 




GT49er

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 1, 2009
49,186
Gloucester
When you get the first installment through, please, out of compassion, use some of it to assist that unfortunate Prince whose money is still, AFAIK, locked in Nigeria where he can't get it out.
 






Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
19,811
Valley of Hangleton
When you get the first installment through, please, out of compassion, use some of it to assist that unfortunate Prince whose money is still, AFAIK, locked in Nigeria where he can't get it out.
Mmmm please don’t tell me that was a scam, I’ve got millions tied up in that….
 




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