The poo I'm pooing now

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Is the poo I'm pooing now (1pm) from yesterday's dinner? Breakfast was 7 hours ago so I'm curious.

I did pass a medium sized STOOL before breakfast, however.

 

[alan partridge]

second course surely? The stool was the starter.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Poo is 75% water......so Eeees Complicated

 

[big nuts]

Poo is 75% water......so Eeees Complicated

25% sweetcorn

 

[supaseagull]

And 50% Crystal Palace

 

[NMH]

SHIT thread

 

['sladegull]

couldn't give a shit .....

 

[Race]

itchypoo park - the small faeces!

 

[El Presidente]

itchypoo park - the small faeces!

Morning Mr Butters!

 

[Safeway]

I've aggrivated my anul fissure after overdoing it on the curry at a Bengali walima at the weekend. Every poo since has hurt.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've aggrivated my anul fissure after overdoing it on the curry at a Bengali walima at the weekend. Every poo since has hurt.

I feel your pain buddy, my inside-out anus has recovered a lot in recent months but still looks like a badly tied balloon knot.

 

[brighton_girl87]

I feel your pain buddy, my inside-out anus has recovered a lot in recent months but still looks like a badly tied balloon knot.

Do you have to mention your deformed anus at any given opportunity?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Do you have to mention your deformed anus at any given opportunity?

Did I mention it looks like your face

 

[BadFish]

Do you have to mention your deformed anus at any given opportunity?

If there ever was an appropriate time, that was it!

 

[brighton_girl87]

If there ever was an appropriate time, that was it!

True but he does like to mention it a lot!

 

[Mellotron]

I was reading something to do with colonic irrigation that stated your poos can contain matter from up to 10 days ago.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Mods - flush this thread its in poor taste