- Jul 7, 2003
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You may be being generous, but I doubt it was a 'lady'
Alright, a woman then. Plenty of pig-ugly people marry, so there's every chance a female of the species once found him sufficiently attractive to mate with him.
They probably did it in the dark though. If that was me, I'd secretly try and persuade the kids to support Southampton, just for a laugh.