[Food] The perfect ploughmans

[Tricky Dicky]

Just what is a "traditional" ploughmans - apparently it's something that was invented in the 70s.

 

[Notters]

Always annoys me when they make you choose. A decent ploughman's should have cheddar, blue cheese, pork pie, Gannon, AND pate.

 

[el punal]

Your take, inspired by [MENTION=12852]pauli cee[/MENTION]

Crusty roll
Pickled Onions
Pickled Beetroot
Extra mature cheddar
Piccallili
Slice of ham

A dark ale
Nom

Well?

And a serving wench with a tight fitting, low cut top revealing an ample bosom, an incredibly high mini-skirt trying to hide a beautifully proportioned peach of a bottom - there to tender to your needs!

There, told you I was old school. Grid girls? Pah!

 

[cardboard]

Stilton has to be on there surely