[Brighton] The Parthenon Brothel

[jackalbion]

Watch out for the old geezer who leads you into a brothel near the Parthenon. I got led in there and left €20 lighter. 40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

 

[Hamilton]

How was the train journey there?

 

[Giraffe]

How was the train journey there?

Is that really the first question that comes to mind when you read this thread?!

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I hope you kept your receipt, I'd ask for a refund

 

[Cordwainer]

Watch out for the old geezer who leads you into a brothel near the Parthenon. I got led in there and left €20 lighter. 40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

You’ve lost your marbles.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Is that really the first question that comes to mind when you read this thread?!

I think the first question was, 'how old are you'?
Second question, 'watcha drinkin' luv'?

 

[Solid at the back]

She wasn't worth it then?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Is this the sequel to Canal Man?

 

[clapham_gull]

Watch out for the old geezer who leads you into a brothel near the Parthenon. I got led in there and left €20 lighter. 40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

How did the conversation of her age come up ?

 

[Hugo Rune]

How did the conversation of her age come up ?

I suspect it was when our young Jack declared his distaste for sheathing leading his female companion to announce her age, experience in the game and disinclination to take Jack on uncovered.

 

[hart's shirt]

40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

Was it the Greecey hair?

 

[Brovion]

Ok, so the Parthenon brothel's out. Anyone got any other recommendations? Is there one where they'll be showing the match?

 

[Questions]

Where’s everyone shagging before the game then ?

 

[Insel affe]

Watch out for the old geezer who leads you into a brothel near the Parthenon. I got led in there and left €20 lighter. 40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

Ah, I’ve heard he was out there, slimy them tories, did he tell you he was there for a Golden Dawn gathering that coincided with Brighton playing (coincidental of course)

 

[Guinness Boy]

Blown out?

 

[Van Cleef]

Watch out for the old geezer who leads you into a brothel near the Parthenon. I got led in there and left €20 lighter. 40 year old woman made me buy her a shot. A lesson learnt. She wasn’t my type.

You look happy enough to me.

 

[Bakero]

"Gyros a kiss, luv," she said. And I left with a stifado.

 

[Sheebo]

When you say you gave her a shot…..

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

How much did she urn from you?

 

[A1X]