daveinprague
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For some reason, people seem to think im collecting fecking power plug adapters....
I'm feeling all sad now. No family to give you a Christmas hug?No presents for me this year, the joys of being single and blissfully alone at Christmas.
So be grateful with your lousy gifts, and think yourselves lucky someone cared enough to give them to you!!
My daughter has already told me that I've made this the worst Christmas ever.
Well it all started well, she was delighted with the stocking Santa left her - and that was before she found the living room full of presents too. She'd been playing really nicely with her brother, until she found that he accidentally ate the orange the Santa gave her. It was a simple mistake, so we gave her his orange. But no, that wasn't good enough. Tears and screaming at mum, so I eventually put her in his room for some time out. That's when she told me.Why ?
Well it all started well, she was delighted with the stocking Santa left her - and that was before she found the living room full of presents too. She'd been playing really nicely with her brother, until she found that he accidentally ate the orange the Santa gave her. It was a simple mistake, so we gave her his orange. But no, that wasn't good enough. Tears and screaming at mum, so I eventually put her in his room for some time out. That's when she told me.
A few years ago, the second christmas after my mum died, my "stepdad" aka See You Next Tuesday, gave everyone, and I mean the WHOLE family, cheap filofax knockoffs. He then proceeded to tell his "funny" story of the the tarts down dolphin road in Shoreham who gave him a blow job and stole his wallet (he was working as a security guard whilst my mum was still alive).
I haven't spoken to him since and I hope he dies a sad lonely, death. I'm full of Christamas cheer, lol!
No presents for me this year, the joys of being single and blissfully alone at Christmas.
So be grateful with your lousy gifts, and think yourselves lucky someone cared enough to give them to you!!
Well it all started well, she was delighted with the stocking Santa left her - and that was before she found the living room full of presents too. She'd been playing really nicely with her brother, until she found that he accidentally ate the orange the Santa gave her. It was a simple mistake, so we gave her his orange. But no, that wasn't good enough. Tears and screaming at mum, so I eventually put her in his room for some time out. That's when she told me.
My daughter has already told me that I've made this the worst Christmas ever.
Why ?
I'm feeling all sad now. No family to give you a Christmas hug?
My daughter has already told me that I've made this the worst Christmas ever.
I'm well jel, I could do with an Xbox fest. Not going to get on mine until after Charlton.Kids eh, ours are probably quite a bit older so having an Xbox fest
Firstly, do you realise you've actually read a post of mine without giving it the thumbs down?If it's any consolation she probably regretted it straight away. I could be a petulant kid too but always regretted hurting my parents, especially when they'd clearly made an effort. Sounds like you're doing Christmas right anyway
Well....I'm perfectly happy without the selfish blood relations that like to be in their immediate family households at Christmas. Invitations never extend past that. Never mind, I don't see or talk to them at any other time of the year, even though they live ten mins away so why would Dec 25th be different.
Well it all started well, she was delighted with the stocking Santa left her - and that was before she found the living room full of presents too. She'd been playing really nicely with her brother, until she found that he accidentally ate the orange the Santa gave her. It was a simple mistake, so we gave her his orange. But no, that wasn't good enough. Tears and screaming at mum, so I eventually put her in his room for some time out. That's when she told me.
I'm well jel, I could do with an Xbox fest. Not going to get on mine until after Charlton.
Firstly, do you realise you've actually read a post of mine without giving it the thumbs down?
Back on topic though - she has since told me she was joking. The joke went right over my head, as she was in tears and screaming when she said it. Very good actress.
Well....
Happy Christmas MissGull, I hope you have a lovely day. x
7..So how old is this actress
Today is 914 days since I saw my daughter. Brought the Christmas presents around as always, just had a text from my ex-wife (with whom I am on reasonable terms) that the MacBook Air and Cath Kidson case I bought my daughter has been rejected, (although all the other presents have been accepted) so I will be finding it a new home I guess.