*** the official thread full of anti palace songs ***

[Hove Seagull]

Does your probation officer know you're here?
Does your social worker know you're here?

 

[Artois]

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round...

 

[Surrey Seagull]

Not really up to your usual standards, Attila



Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

Seeing as I'm sitting in the west stand lower tonight, if Judas starts on the bench tonight...no prizes for guessing what I'll be singing tonight. Cheers Edna!

 

[tonymgc]

We're f***ing glad that you left us,
We're f***ing glad that you left us,
We're f***ing glad that you left us....... We've got Mackail-Smith

 

[Seagull27]

If Vincelot plays tonight, this HAS to be sung:

Romain, wherever you may be,
You eat frogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be a Palace fan
Living with Glenn in his caravan

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We can hear
We can hear
We can hear your tags go off

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If Vincelot plays tonight, this HAS to be sung:

Romain, wherever you may be,
You eat frogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be a Palace fan
Living with Glenn in his caravan

Needs a little tweaking IMHO but I like it in principle

 

[harmsey]

what about you are my sunshine?
oh craig mackail smith oh craig mackail smith
you make me happy when skies are grey
oh glenn murray is F*%$&^G rubbish
so please don't take mackail smith away

 

[Ringmer Seagull]

One man went to burn (burn), went to burnd down Selhurst
One man and his petrol bomb went to burn down Selhurst

Two men ....etc etc

 

[Simster]

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

Like this. Top work Edna.

 

[Simster]

If Vincelot plays tonight, this HAS to be sung:

Romain, wherever you may be,
You eat frogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be Palace scum
Eating rats in your Croydon slum

Amended.

 

[Seagull27]

Needs a little tweaking IMHO but I like it in principle

It's not my own, it was on here a few weeks ago after he joined, I do like it though.

Amended.

Like it

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not really up to your usual standards, Attila



Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

Excellent work maam. If I might be so BOLD:

MUR-RAY, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for FIFTY PEE
When Gus said no, you ran OFF TO the scum
TO count your cash in your Croydon slum

 

[C Man Staines]

One Alan Mullery.
There's only one Alan Mullery

 

[crodonilson]

My old man,
Said be a Palace Fan,
I said f**k off, b*****cks, you're a c**t,
Have a Banana