*** the official thread full of anti palace songs ***

[One Robbie Reinelt]

Stand up if you hate Palace
Stand up if you hate Palace
Stand up if you hate Palace
Stand up .. if you hate Palace

followed by

Sit down if you hate Palace
Sit down if you hate Palace
Sit down if you hate Palace
Sit down .. if you hate Palace

We hate Palace
We hate Palace

 

[humpy]

How bout to tune of glad all over for when we win

And you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh yes you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh palace you've been(CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
By Al - bi-on

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Cheer up Stevie Coppell,
oh what can it mean,
to a,
sad Palace bastard and a,
shit football teeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaam

 

[Withdean11]

we pay your benefits
we pay your benefits

 

[Withdean11]

your scum, and you know you are

 

[kevo]

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Brighton
Should I be palace
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
& go get your fathers gun
& shoot the palace scum shoot the palace scum.

When we first sung that song, the last bit was -

go get your fathers gun
we're going to South London
To shoot the palace scum.

Better I think!!!

 

[Eggmundo]

Dale farm, dale farm, dale farm, dale farm

 

[Return of the Rev]

see the palace on the corner with the red blue round his neck
brighton boot boys went to get him and they gave his cheek a peck.
spread the love

 

[Return of the Rev]

wise men say only fools rush in! but i can't help falling in love falling in love with you! palace! palace!feel the love!

 

[LukeOwen]

If you all hate crystal palace clap your hands ( clap,clap,clap)

If you really .....

 

[LukeOwen]

we scored 5 they scored none
brighton take it up the bum
with a nip nap paddy whack give the dog a bone
why dont brigton f*** off home

See you tomorrow gents.

We are home

 

[Max Paper]

Dale farm, dale farm, dale farm, dale farm

 

[Notters' Dad]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow,
And shit on the palace below, below,
And shit on the palace below.

Is it really 'crow', I thought it was 'cow' - much cr*p to drop!?

 

[Seagull27]

SURELY something must have been done/must be done with this?!

 

[The Large One]

In your Palace slums
Your mum's on the street
And your dad's in the nick
You won't get a job cos you're too f***ing thick
In your Palace slums

 

[Woodchip]

Glenn Murray is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got aids and can't get rid of it
He's a palace bastard

(as posted in the other thread as I'm too bloody thick to see this one, even with all it's stars)

 

[The Wookiee]

We hate palace and we hate palace
We hate palace and we hate palace
We hate palace and we hate palace
We are the palace haters
We hate palace
We hate palace
We hate palace

 

[attila]

I guess it's time to dig this one out
Roll Up For The Donkey Derby by Seagulls Ska | Song | Free Music, Listen Now


plus.....
We've got our CMS
You've got a whiny mess

Come on you Seagulls!!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

plus.....
We've got our CMS
You've got a whiny mess

Not really up to your usual standards, Attila



Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

 

[Brownstuff]

Does your caravan know you're here?