The OFFICIAL Sussex v Aussies thread (with songs)

[Tooting Gull]

I can't wait for Friday. The Ashes has been brilliant so far. But the match at Hove always promised great things, and it's going be a belter.

There is now a serious possibility that we could be watching that tour game already 2-0 up in a home Ashes series.

Has that ever happened before at Hove? Not for a while, I bet.

There is the potential for the home crowd to do some worthwhile additional damage to the Australian morale.

Let's start with a gentle 'Can we play you every week', before moving up through the gears and onto Shane Watson.

Any other song suggestions?

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Doubtless something connected with Shane Watson and the DRS system.

 

[16bha]

We're going on the Sunday. Can't wait, as the Aussies have got some real prep work to do!

 

[Tooting Gull]

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm planning on shouting "Review it!" quite a lot, especially at Watson.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Likely start is 2-0 to the Engerland. God save YOUR queen is always a winner too.

 

[stripeyshark]

You're s**t at reviews
You're s**t at reviews
You convict b******s
You're s**t at reviews!

 

[Daffy Duck]

You're s**t at reviews
You're s**t at reviews
You convict b******s
You're s**t at reviews!

They're going to love that!

 

[Glawstergull]

I'm coming down for the weekend. fri and sat at the cricket and Albion sat eve. A few beers sitting a deck chair watching a procession of Aussie Batsmen.Perfect.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Except we will probably put out the second team to face them. were loose.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, is it on Friday? I have the day off. Marvellous.

 

[brightonmark1234]

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[8ace]

were loose

 

[Cecil]

3 of us going on the Saturday.

Whats the situation with taking any booze in? Is it limited to a couple of cans? Or is it none at all?

 

[8ace]

3 of us going on the Saturday.

Whats the situation with taking any booze in? Is it limited to a couple of cans? Or is it none at all?

None at all.

 

[Cecil]

None at all.

Thought that would be the case.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Damn. FORCED into drinking Harveys all day. There are worse ways of being shafted on bringing beer in.

 

[sydney]

you're shit and you know you are....etc.. to the tune of go west

watson leg before tra la la la la to the tune of brown girl in the ring.

i suggest you take the piss in true sussex style..........god knows they deserve it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You're s**t at reviews
You're s**t at reviews
You convict b******s
You're s**t at reviews!

Or how about:

"He reviews to the left
He reviews to the ri-i-ight
That Shane Watson
His reviewing is shite."

 

[Buckley's Mad Eye]

Nothing better than getting pissed at the cricket and insulting some Australians. Marvellous.