[Travel] The Official Superyacht of the week, thread

[Stat Brother]

Sadly we've still not been to the cinema in Southampton, the spiritual home of this thread, so in the meantime we'll just have to make do with this cheeky little number.

I don't forsee any issue here with the £550m yacht soon to be own by international philanthropist, bill payer and all round good guy, Jeff.


Jeff Bezos' superyacht is so big it needs its own yacht

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/10/business/jeff-bezos-yacht/index.html

 

[dazzer6666]

Noticed this one parked up next to the Spinnaker Tower in Portsmouth whilst I was having a mid-shopping trip rehydration break at the pub on Monday. Yours to rent for 200k.....per week.

https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-22917/stormborn.htm

 

[Stat Brother]

Gunwharf is proving popular, here is Robert Brockman's Albula, valued at $48.5m.

A snip when your net worth is $6bn.

 

[blue-shifted]

The bigger the yacht, the smaller the cock

 

[Chicken Run]

The bigger the yacht, the smaller the cock

First you’re born with a small cock, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the Super Yacht & then you get the girl!

My problem is my cock is too big.


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[Titanic]

The bigger the yacht, the smaller the cock

This is my 'yacht'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

My favourite superyacht tale is of the poor sap that inadvertently attached Roman Abramovitch's superyacht to the wrong petrol pump thereby incurring amusing levels of damage



Tho probably also RIP petrol pump guy

 

[Blue3]

I really think these excessive items of bloated wealth are obscene, we have minimum wage when what we need is a maximum wage

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can't be long before some of these EPL supercocks actually start living on those things. Or at least the ones with the heli-pads

 

[zefarelly]

I really think these excessive items of bloated wealth are obscene, we have minimum wage when what we need is a maximum wage

Quite. A Riva acquarama is quite big enough to pull in.

 

[Insel affe]

Bollox to that, they can all sink.

 

[Stat Brother]

Jnr was investigating Superyachts while we waited for our train home.

The conclusion he came too was 'if it ain't got a mini sub and 2 swimming pools, I ain't interested'.



Oh and 18 months ago Mr Brockman was charge in relation to $2bn of tax evasion.

 

[schmunk]

The bigger the yacht, the smaller the cock

This is my 'yacht'

Oh, we're showing off our yachts now? Well, here's mine...

 

[schmunk]

Quite. A Riva acquarama is quite big enough to pull in.

Ahh, masturbating in a motorboat - one of the finer things in life...

 

[blue-shifted]

Ahh, masturbating in a motorboat - one of the finer things in life...

That arm motion was me trying to pull the engine cord Harbourmaster ... honest

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Jnr was investigating Superyachts while we waited for our train home.

The conclusion he came too was 'if it ain't got a mini sub and 2 swimming pools, I ain't interested'.



Oh and 18 months ago Mr Brockman was charge in relation to $2bn of tax evasion.

And a helicopter. It must have a helicopter.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Jnr was investigating Superyachts while we waited for our train home.

The conclusion he came too was 'if it ain't got a mini sub and 2 swimming pools, I ain't interested'.



Oh and 18 months ago Mr Brockman was charge in relation to $2bn of tax evasion.

Is he related to Kent?

 

[zefarelly]

Oh, we're showing off our yachts now? Well, here's mine...

And I thought I was well hung.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Having one is rubbish. You need 2 so you have somewhere else for the helicopter to land ... duh..

 

[Pevenseagull]

Sadly we've still not been to the cinema in Southampton, the spiritual home of this thread, so in the meantime we'll just have to make do with this cheeky little number.

I don't forsee any issue here with the £550m yacht soon to be own by international philanthropist, bill payer and all round good guy, Jeff.


Jeff Bezos' superyacht is so big it needs its own yacht

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/10/business/jeff-bezos-yacht/index.html

I remember him when he had a second hand bookshop. He was a **** then.