The OFFICIAL sensible thread for sensible posters only

[Danny-Boy]

Always sit forwards when shitting, it relaxes the anal muscles and will mean you are not leaking too much when you're old

Viz Profannisaurus definition of a "Four Man Bob":

A shite that takes you the effort of having to rock forwards and backwards repeatedly to release it....

 

[Danny-Boy]

Look both ways before crossing the road.

And take your coat off when indoors otherwise you won't feel the benefit.

No, I don't know what it means either, but my Mum used to tell me that all the time so it must be true.

Did she worry about losing the cheque in the lining?

 

[Titanic]

Refereeing by TV replays should NEVER be introduced into football.

 

[Titanic]

All this losing the dressing room stuff is bollocks.

What is bollocks? That it happened? or that it mattered?

 

[little al]

When going on to a rivals message board, don't make yourself look like a cun..


Oh.

 

[Insel affe]

Never post your personal problems on NSC and expect sympathy

 

[Titanic]

Neil Warnock is actually a rather effective football manager.

 

[Tooting Gull]

"I think Gus should show Nicky Forster who is boss."

 

[Dave the OAP]

huddersfield Town have an extremely talented squad and due to the fact that they are not playing together are completely f***ing up their chances of promotion out of this division....which incidently I think is one of the strongest third divisions I have ever seen

 

[Badger]

Always check if there is enough bog roll BEFORE embarking on taking a dump

 

[Danny-Boy]

huddersfield Town have an extremely talented squad and due to the fact that they are not playing together are completely f***ing up their chances of promotion out of this division....which incidently I think is one of the strongest third divisions I have ever seen

Incidentally I think you're right. But then with a number of recent Premiership-level clubs there, that was inevitable.

 

[sydney]

never shag your best mate's bird..........



















unless she's asleep...

 

[phoenix]

To much moaning stops people,enjoying NSC.

 

[Tooting Gull]

If you're going out in the cold, dress up warm. Wear some mittens, a scarf and a hat. Never drive above 50mph, drink, do drugs, or have sex before marriage. Start a life insurance policy at 18. Take up a hobby like brass rubbing. No running, bombing, or petting at the swimming pool.

What a way to live...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Moonbear is double Hard

 

[Dave the OAP]

If you want a stag/hen do with a difference, get the short cruises Southampton to France or Holland for three days. You get to go on the world's top Cruise Ships as they train their staff for European season and its good fun.

If you want to avoid large groups of pissed women and chavvy brits intent on getting slaughtered and behaving badly, totally ignore the paragraph above

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

never shag your best mate's bird..........



















unless she's a sheep...