The Official Milton Keynes Besmirching Thread- Report Your Confessions Here

[Eeyore]

Obviously, with so many travelling and frustrations on the rail network, there is a risk of outbreaks of besmirching which may grow throughout the day.

Feel free to confess your sins my BHA brothers and sisters, before the blessed sponge of toxic amnesia wipes them from your memory come the morn.

Let NSC decide who is forgiven and who should be exiled to the BESMIRCHERS COLONY.

 

[Working class pride]

Fans United. you are all guilty.

 

[The Wookiee]

BBA on tour - Brighton Besmirching Army !

 

[The Rattler]

I woke this morning in the mood for a good besmirching, however the other half claims to have a headache (again) so no luck there.

 

[Eeyore]

Little signs of transgression on the coach thus far. A seating plan has calmed potential mischief.

 

[Gazwag]

So who smuggled in the smoke grenade then

 

[KZNSeagull]

So who smuggled in the smoke grenade then

Well we will find out as they have been arrested.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Well we will find out as they have been arrested.

It's a bit crap if this is true.

 

[lawros left foot]

It's a bit crap if this is true.

No smoke without fire though,






Oh

 

[Guinness Boy]

I thought this would be a thread about besmirching Milton Keynes, which, for the record, is a hideous concrete and neon carbunkle full of chavs, shops and roundabouts.

Do I win a prize?

 

[wellquickwoody]

It's a bit crap if this is true.

Technically illegal if pyro but absolute elf n maybe boxxocks.

 

[ForestRowSeagull]

The Swan in Fenny Stratford was good fun before the game. Nice to hear some of the old songs get an airing

 

[portway]

Best away fans at MK this season. Hope you go you make the Prem. Nice to see Sam (Baldock) acknowledge us on leaving the pitch.

 

[Eeyore]

I thought this would be a thread about besmirching Milton Keynes, which, for the record, is a hideous concrete and neon carbunkle full of chavs, shops and roundabouts.

Do I win a prize?

You missed the aqueduct, the linear road and park system, the MKhub and 20 million trees.

So your prize is a day trip with me where I can run you through the bus set-up.

 

[Postman Pat]

I think I may have used some naughty words when describing the referee. I am happy to accept whatever penance is seen fit.

 

[HitchinSeagull]

I thought this would be a thread about besmirching Milton Keynes, which, for the record, is a hideous concrete and neon carbunkle full of chavs, shops and roundabouts.

Do I win a prize?

Surely thats Stevenage, friends tell me MK is a great place to live

Technically illegal if pyro but absolute elf n maybe boxxocks.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Minor scuffles in block 30 as stewards attempted to remove someone. They had to call in their 'security' team to rescue the situation.

 

[portslade seagull]

So who smuggled in the smoke grenade then

Not sure why they done it as its odds on they would get identified

 

[Guinness Boy]

Surely thats Stevenage, friends tell me MK is a great place to live

I don't know about Stevenage but, to be fair, it does also perfectly describe Aylesbury

 

[Sheebo]

Whoever knocked the condiments tray from top tier to bottom on the way out wants to take a look at themselves. Yes it sounds funny but it really wasn't & missed my dad by a few feet - assuming it wasn't just knocked on celebrating of course.