The official Lorraine Kelly 'Would You?' Thread

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Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,880
Brighton, UK
That's a fake pic - she signed it anyway because she's game.
 




Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
I f***ing hate this woman. If you've ever had the misfortune to read her bullshit column in the sun on saturday you'll know what I mean. Her writing process must be: 1) Think of topical subject 2)What do I think the majority opinion of sun readers is. 3) Write down said thoughts.
The only way i'd go near her with my cock is if I bend her over when she's not expecting it and administer a DRY-SPEED BUMMING :angry: :angry: :angry:
 


Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
Me :wave:
Can't explain it but I would.
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,109
Hassocks
I wouldn't want to go anywhere near her growler :nono:
 






Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,273
Yes, on the basis she'd be above-average dirty...
 




BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
I dont like Cider but if that is the only drink I wouldn't have much choice.

Am I the only person who thinks that she is an awful TV
presenter because I cannot understand her.


If on English TV speak English woman.
 








GNF on Tour

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Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
Yes, but only if she wears tartan knickers!
 






bailey

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Sep 24, 2005
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Seafront Brighton
When I first started reading this thread I was like "eugh that's gross" but then the photo's don't look as bad as I remember her.

Are they just good photo's or is she really rank? (i haven't seen her on the tv for ages so i can't quite remember)
 






HAMPSHIRE DAVE

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Dec 7, 2004
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NR SOUTHAMPTON
Might not be the best looking 'bit of stuff' out there but you
could have a right good laugh with her.
Probably great to go down the pub with one evening.
Providing the Husband is away!!!
HAMPSHIRE DAVE
 










Alby

Member
Jan 4, 2005
621
West Sussex
Only after a skinful and if she begged me. f*** it after a skinful almost anything looks shagable and even if it isnt you have your ready made excuse lined up.:lolol:
 


dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Stumpy Tim said:
Some people are sick. How could anyone shag this munter

You would if you were 20 years older.
 


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