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[Albion] The Official 'How many shots on target' v Spurs thread.
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Barham's tash
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Statistically even if it comes off someone’s arse we have to soon at least get one.... on target.
I’m going for a comedic winger has no back inside or down the line option so is ‘forced’ to actually put in a cross. There’s blind panic as Murray having finally arrived and not having been offside - which when you think about it is an oxymoron in this team when we NEVER play it forwards - and having realised the winger’s predicament turns away to escape the box and offer a more appropriate backwards safe option does so too late and the ball comes in and cannons off his arse and safely into Gazzanigga’s waiting outstretched arms. Albion fans go wild.
I’m going for a comedic winger has no back inside or down the line option so is ‘forced’ to actually put in a cross. There’s blind panic as Murray having finally arrived and not having been offside - which when you think about it is an oxymoron in this team when we NEVER play it forwards - and having realised the winger’s predicament turns away to escape the box and offer a more appropriate backwards safe option does so too late and the ball comes in and cannons off his arse and safely into Gazzanigga’s waiting outstretched arms. Albion fans go wild.
Nobby
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- Sep 29, 2007
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One.
Greeted with marvellous scenes in the away end.
A 30 harder from Izquierdo who bumbles a grass cutter into the keepers hands.
But because we have had three players in their half for the first time in the game, a quick throw out destroys our usual 11 man defence and they break to score their fifth
Greeted with marvellous scenes in the away end.
A 30 harder from Izquierdo who bumbles a grass cutter into the keepers hands.
But because we have had three players in their half for the first time in the game, a quick throw out destroys our usual 11 man defence and they break to score their fifth
doogie004
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For a laugh .. two [emoji23]
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One.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,292
What is this 'shot on target' of which you speak? 
Are we allowed to count the warm up?
That’ll make no difference whatsoever.
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- #11
I will swear on the life of my summer bike this is true.
During the shooting practice v Cardiff a shot missed and the ball was kicked into the North Stand.
The ball went through the small stairway.
Onto the NS concourse...
...THIS HAPPENED TWICE.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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In this order:
A shot
A shot on target
A shot on target forcing the keeper to make proper save
A goal
A draw
A win
When you analyse the above hope-for list and know we barely achieve the first, anyone putting money on us to win a game of football is just crazy. I’m not having it. You’re absolutely deluded.
A shot
A shot on target
A shot on target forcing the keeper to make proper save
A goal
A draw
A win
When you analyse the above hope-for list and know we barely achieve the first, anyone putting money on us to win a game of football is just crazy. I’m not having it. You’re absolutely deluded.
That's an understatement, however I think our resilience and tedious lack of creativity could prompt some of the lowest ever viewing figures for SKumY tv. We'll only lose 2 or 3 nil.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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We were like this under Poyet when similar barren spell I watched the warm up with Barnes, CMS and co all running onto about 20 odd balls passed 1,2 style from coaches and it was pathetic. About two on target and hit the net, the rest as you say causing more of a threat to drinkers on the north stand concourse and TV pundits in the studio above. It’s amazing how many professional footballers cannot score with only the keeper to beat in a non pressure situation let alone in a game. #stealingaliving
There is more chance of a turn up for my trousers than for the books.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Will they be a poll over when next there will be a poll.......
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
I haven't voted, as theres no option for positivity 
I reckon we'll have at least 3 / 4 shots, one of which we'll score.
If not I'll eat my wig
I reckon we'll have at least 3 / 4 shots, one of which we'll score.
If not I'll eat my wig
Shropshire Seagull
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Is she nice, does she have big tits, share a photo to show us the girl you'll be riding this summer.
BRIGHT ON Q
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Why don’t we have a pop straight from the kick off...keeper won’t be expecting it!