**the official embarrassing confessions thread**

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I still have an unhealthy Lego addiction.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

1. My cousin was a professional footballer for....Crystal Palace

2. In my mums cellar, I still have a signed Crystal Palace football

 

[John Bumlick]

last year whilst lying in bed mistakenly thinking i had just about recovered from a nasty stomach bug, i let a fart go and....do i even need to complete this story?

 

[NMH]

I like a song by Robbie Williams.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I always cry at love actually when she finds her husband has bought a necklace for his bit on the side and she has to keep her chin up for the kids and stuff -

YES. I love that movie, I don't think that's a shameful confession at all. We were discussing it at work the other day and it was agreed that it's actually one of the few rom-coms that it's acceptable for blokes to admit to liking.

 

[SpongebobSquarepants]

Love Actually is a great film...Notting Hill on the other hand

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Nothing wrong with liking Love Actually. Great film.

 

[Lady Gull]

I love Notting hill too

My best friends wedding is a great film as well especially the bit where the weird twins give the ice sculpture a blow job and get stuck to it!!!!

 

[Dorset Seagull]

The first ever LP I bought was the soundtrack of oliver

 

[Alonso Moseley]

I put meat gravy on a veggie roast at a pub I was chef at once. The lady ate it all up.

 

[Lady Gull]

The first record I ever bought was "uptown top ranking" lol does anyone remember that?

 

[pipkin112]

I bought Day trip to Bangor by Fiddlers Dram

 

[Lady Gull]

Lol that is sadder than mine!!!!!

 

[thisistips]

no shit

 

[thisistips]

last year whilst lying in bed mistakenly thinking i had just about recovered from a nasty stomach bug, i let a fart go and....do i even need to complete this story?

no shit (doesn't work without the quote)

 

[pipkin112]

Lol that is sadder than mine!!!!!

The saddest part was that i was a fan of the Stranglers and the Sex Pistols so had to keep it secret from my mates

 

[Lewes Seagull]

As a kid, I was a Gary Glitter fan. His were the first singles I ever bought. Please don't tell anyone!

 

[aolstudios]

The first ever LP I bought was the soundtrack of oliver

slayed by slade

 

[aolstudios]

The first record I ever bought was "uptown top ranking" lol does anyone remember that?

classic mate

 

[gjh1971]

I once bought a Right Said Fred record whilst on holiday in Finland to prove they were still releasing records

I also have Sky + Coach Trip, and also the Hotel Inspector