The Official bed wetting thread for the 2015/16 season

[Brighton TID]

When the **** are we going to sign somebody for the 2015/16 season. Time is ticking. What is our club playing at?

Barber out!

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

It's true. Time is ticking...

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Football is dead to me until the first football league match of the season.

 

[Icy Gull]

I'm going to continue wearing a nappy for at least another month.

 

[Zebedee]

Too soon to panic yet but I'll be starting next week if we don't sign someone soon.

 

[Megazone]

Niemi's departure will be the straw which breaks the camels back.

This club is doomed.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Were doomed. Not sure why yet but it will come to me

 

[El Sid]

If Bens Grandad hasn't started a transfer rumour by June 1st I'm going to have to start one myself.

Hyypia out!

 

[Acker79]

There's a new app that removes any mention of the Kardashians from any website you go to. (here - there's also a firefox add on to do the same with Justin Beiber here).

I wonder if there is anything like that that can remove any mention of the term 'bedwetter'.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

The all-seeing Eye of the Bedwetter is fixed firmly on the albion player transfer office.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

There's a new app that removes any mention of the Kardashians from any website you go to. (here - there's also a firefox add on to do the same with Justin Beiber here).

I wonder if there is anything like that that can remove any mention of the term 'bedwetter'.

That would be fantastic, such an utterly sh!t word.

 

[Dolph Ins]

I am on a football holiday until the fixtures come out. I will start wetting the bed then. No I really am not reading all football related posts on NSC every day honest.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Can I join this group as Bed-Wetter number 12

 

[golddene]

Can I join this group as Bed-Wetter number 12

You're in Simmo, and I will take my honourable place as ass licker #1, don't care if we don't sign anyone, cause the elite performance academy will soon be spewing out so many world class performers we'll be awash, we cannot fail ? Can we?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Being Bed-wetter number 12 'Awash' is possibly the wrong word

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I simply cannot believe we let Rio come down to Hove today without first getting him to sign. No new players, it's all going to hell in a handcart.

I'm off to get some

 

[Megazone]

What's wrong with wetting the bed?

We've all done it.

 

[Brighton TID]

6.30am, 20th May. Still no hint of a new player and my pants are soaking

 

[London Irish]

Surprised this bed wetting is still a thing - surely it's the happy clappys who need burning at the stake after telling us how great the transfer business was a year ago