The official and ever so slightly stereotypical I'm not gay but... thread

[John Bumlick]

i'm not gay but i do like things shoved up my arse.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I'm not gay, but I do enjoy "Snog, Marry, Avoid" and have seen two episodes of Sex in the City.



Ah, but did you enjoy the quality of the story/acting/and so on or was their a stirring in your loins?

I did enjoy the quality of the story/acting/and so on and also found the ending rather moving.
And I found the bumming scene intriguing.
THERE I SAID IT

 

[Cian]

This!!!

And the price of beer at Charles Street is too good an offer to turd down.

Charles Street, the only place I've managed to get close to legless on £20.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

i'm not gay but i do like things shoved up my arse.

Your in luck, I repair endoscopes.
What time do you want to meet

 

[John Bumlick]

Your in luck, I repair endoscopes.
What time do you want to meet

you're (he says totally ignoring the question).

 

[Benson]

Your in luck, I repair endoscopes.
What time do you want to meet

West Pier please. Dukes Mound is bloody overrun with busybodies at the moment. Bloody kids everywhere!

 

[pasty]

I really enjoyed Priscilla The Musical

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

West Pier please. Dukes Mound is bloody overrun with busybodies at the moment. Bloody kids everywhere!

O.k, but bear with me, it might take a little time to gather together, the colonoscope, t.v monitor and litre of surgical fluids

 

[Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad]

I'm not gay, but that Spanish Dave/Bridgey/Bridders/Orlandi/Calde/Vicente......i have the man love

 

[Benson]

O.k, but bear with me, it might take a little time to gather together, the colonoscope, t.v monitor and litre of surgical fluids

TV monitor? What are you, some kind of pervert? YUCK, disgusting.

 

[BadFish]

you're (he says totally ignoring the question).

At least on here, Perhaps a pvt message was sent?

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Don't knock it until you've tried it boys

 

[NorthStandSeagull]

But you never know till you try it....also experiencing a lot of manlove for ulloa!! X

 

[Brighton TID]

...I like driving my wife's Renault Twingo

 

[bassking]

Im not gay, but i like to bend down and pick up the soap in the showers when Mr Big is in there

 

[skipper734]

I'm not Gay, but I have had several drinks in The Spotted Dog. Oh! and I've also been a sailor most of my life.

 

[Horsham Gull]

now where is that picture of [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] at Cheltenham

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm not gay but, pah, who am I kidding

 

[SeagullSongs]

I'm not gay but I think I have a man-crush on Andrea Orlandi