The official 2014 CPFC managerial farce thread

[Leighgull]

It's definitely hatred mate, it pours out of you in every Palace post .

I can't hate you. I have tried believe me...I just can't. How can I hate your brightly coloured jester outfits and ultras? I hate Nazis and jihadis. You lot just make me vaguely nauseated and full of pity.

 

[Dougie]

I can't hate you. I have tried believe me...I just can't. How can I hate your brightly coloured jester outfits and ultras? I hate Nazis and jihadis. You lot just make me vaguely nauseated and full of pity.

Keep trying , se20 has got it bang on the money . Hate just eats you up on the inside mate , be like me and just dislike .

 

[Eggmundo]

Premiership by double bankruptcy, you've got to admire them for that.

Sorry I meant despise, not admire.

 

[Leighgull]

Keep trying , se20 has got it bang on the money . Hate just eats you up on the inside mate , be like me and just dislike .

If I was to be like you I'd have to take a look at myself in my clown suit on matchdays and probably decide I'd had enough of this cruel world, jump in my car with its comedy doors falling off and bonnet pinging up and down with, with parps and confetti flying drive off beachy head to land with a big custard pie plop on the beach.

 

[Dougie]

If I was to be like you I'd have to take a look at myself in my clown suit on matchdays and probably decide I'd had enough of this cruel world, jump in my car with its comedy doors falling off and bonnet pinging up and down with, with parps and confetti flying drive off beachy head to land with a big custard pie plop on the beach.

Great riposte . No further questions your honour !!

 

[Leighgull]

Great riposte . No further questions your honour !!

Parp.

 

[Se20]

Leighgull pitying Palace fans

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Palace are a bit like Watford really,out on a limb..

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Talking to fans of northern clubs the general consensus is Palace are the Wigan Athletic of the South , tinpot and noddy.

 

[AmexGold]

Talking to fans of northern clubs the general consensus is Palace are the Wigan Athletic of the South , tinpot and noddy.

And you're the Reading of the South coast, with less passion and a few more clackers.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Another dark horse candidate is lurking in the shadows --- Nookie Bear.

 

[Leighgull]

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Leighgull pitying Palace fans

Parp.

 

[Leighgull]

Oh I never felt more like singing the blues...

Ha ha parp ha ha ha.

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Great result. All that hard work by Pulis thrown away.

Chamakh's all beaming smiles in the TV images of the final whistle, - not sure that would go down too well with whoever the current manager is.

 

[Leighgull]

Great result. All that hard work by Pulis thrown away.

Chamakh's all beaming smiles in the TV images of the final whistle, - not sure that would go down too well with whoever the current manager is.

He's happy because he can doss about in training like he did with Wurzel.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I think Prince Charming should offer Millen the job on a full time basis.

 

[nwgull]

I think Prince Charming should offer Millen the job on a full time basis.

I'd like to see Holloway come back and finish the job properly this time.

 

[Leighgull]

I think Prince Charming should offer Millen the job on a full time basis.

Has got to be the only bugger left now surely.

 

[Bladders]

I think Prince Charming should offer Millen the job on a full time basis.

Matt Millen would be good, he did great at the Detroit Lions

 

[L'hampton Eagle]

It certainly is. If you want to give them £50, do it. Equally, if a Brighton fan is mouthing off that you're going down, challenge them to a bet. But don't just challenge all of us saying 'none of you have the Cojones to step up', when it's odds on you'll stay up. Or shall I make the same challenge to Palace fans on Brighton avoiding relegation this year?

Last year I offered £50 Remf bets to any Brighton fan who said Palace would go down that was after 10 games
That offer still sticks one person with the Cojones so far, will you make it the 2nd?