[Albion] The Obvious Shakhtar Thread

[ShakhtarMan]

Hey guys, I’m ShakhtarMan, the biggest Robert Du Zorbi fan there is. I have followed him since his Italian management days and I am indeed Italian.

Any questions on RDZ I answer (I know everything). My aim is to post on every possible thread on this forum as my knowledge is, quite frankly, superior to yours. I will comment on all things BHA and tell you where you’re wrong regarding players and matches I’ve never even heard of or seen man!

I just googled Danny Webb - he was a great player for you / us man!

I may make some stomach churning comments about my masturbating habits & my balls but please see beyond that as there is way more to me.

Let’s start with a problem. My flat here in Rome is covered in empty Chinese takeaway boxes. Probably about 3 tonne of the stuff. How shall I get rid of them as I need the floor space for celebrating goals on football manager. Please help.

Yours sincerely

ShakhtarMan

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hilarious

 

[GT49er]

Hey guys, I’m ShakhtarMan, the biggest Robert Du Zorbi fan there is. I have followed him since his Italian management days and I am indeed Italian.

Any questions on RDZ I answer (I know everything). My aim is to post on every possible thread on this forum as my knowledge is, quite frankly, superior to yours. I will comment on all things BHA and tell you where you’re wrong regarding players and matches I’ve never even heard of or seen man!

I just googled Danny Webb - he was a great player for you / us man!

I may make some stomach churning comments about my masturbating habits & my balls but please see beyond that as there is way more to me.

Let’s start with a problem. My flat here in Rome is covered in empty Chinese takeaway boxes. Probably about 3 tonne of the stuff. How shall I get rid of them as I need the floor space for celebrating goals on football manager. Please help.

Yours sincerely

ShakhtarMan

I have two questions for you .........

1). How do you create a second account? (detailed answer not required, as I have no interest in doing it).
2). Why would you want to create a second account anyway?

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

1/10

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Shouldn’t you really be called Hirnykyman or Krotyman?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Shouldn't you be Minerman or Moleman rather?

 

[Eeyore]

Come back Ernest. We miss you.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Welcome! Glad to hear we have another stalk.. um, fan of our boss to carry on the tradition.

I have two questions to start with:

What is RdZ's favourite pasta dish?

And would he rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Can't help you with the Chinese takeaway issue, I'm afraid...

 

[The Maharajah Of Hockley]

3 pages

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Kosh!!!!

 

[Pevenseagull]

I haven't read it, but I'm glad someone's got it out of the way.

 

[Whitechapel]

Welcome! Glad to hear we have another stalk.. um, fan of our boss to carry on the tradition.

I have two questions to start with:

What is RdZ's favourite pasta dish?

And would he rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Can't help you with the Chinese takeaway issue, I'm afraid...

Well this makes you the odds on favourite to be behind this quite frankly shocking attempt at banter.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Swansman that you?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

The thought occurs, that if I'd waited a few weeks to rejoin this board I could have gone with Sid and the Shakhnados.

Oh well.

 

[Weststander]

I liked it.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The thought occurs, that if I'd waited a few weeks to rejoin this board I could have gone with Sid and the Shakhnados.

Oh well.

You live in Sunny D, Sid, that's more than enough for NSC.

 

[Mancgull]

I miss Ernest

 

[Swansman]

Decent effort but ultimately lacking in skill, flair and creativity. All a bit Martin Montoya.

 

[Seagull27]

Could've been a funny parody account if done well, but not particularly well executed sadly.

 

[ShakhtarMan]

I sorry I buy mix bag in here. I now to go away, have big **** and do better - like Tommy Fraser in 07/08 season.

Leave with me to produce the goods of Chinese & English mixture.