The NSC Novel

[toostonedtocare]

Just then a diminuative voice interjected from the corner of the room... 'Gus told me today...' ...Silence filled the empty space.. 'that if persons wont play away from home the same as at home they might be replaced by others who will play the same at home as they do away. That is to say if Gus wants this then he dosnt want that. Then Gus told me he was born and bred in U.r.gay.' Then Gus told me that if i could consentrate on my spelling and grammer i could have a good future in the bisness.. But then LondonBlue burst in and ruined everything... apart from...

 

[vulture]

1066 gull feeling very pissed off he was ignored by london blue burst in the room and blew london blues brain out with a shot to the head....it was a f***ing great shot as the target area was very small....gus then went f*** that kid looks like Rose West

 

[seagullondon]

But then he realized that he had not in fact shot london blue's head and he had just hit the man behind him as London Blue's head was so far up his arse no shot could hit it.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Which was lucky as the man behind him had just turned into a zombie. But it was too late, the apocalypse had started and ravenous zombies started mercilessly devouring members of north stand chat.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Fortunately,food poisoning stopped them.

 

[seagull_special]

started badly, tailed off in the middle and had a disappointing ending! apart from that it was brilliant.

And they all lived there happily ever after...

 

[Seagull Steve]

The food poisoning was caused by Ernest's SAUCE. Everybody was over the moon that the SAUCE was discovered, but along came Uncle Speiberg and brought the mood crashing back down...........

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

In a bid to get the pitch ready for a very important match vs play off rivals..............GWF pleaded to the world "think SAVE WATER!!!"......

 

[Silent Bob]

In the playground was where I spent most of my days