The North Stand Chat Arms

[surrey jim]

Here Gina can we watch Deal or no deal at 4:30 instead of horse racing on the box?

Whats the show about ive never seen it

 

[tedebear]

hellooooooooo everyone - I'm here!! Is there a beer garden in this establishment - mighty fine day out there...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There is a small patio garden and a fishpond that needs cleaning out with 2 tables and 8 chairs. Will that do

 

[Parson Henry]

Nope

I am off to a meeting so now..so continue with the Quiz and I will answer later. It is a corker!!

Anyone keen on the answer?

 

[tedebear]

There is a small patio garden and a fishpond that needs cleaning out with 2 tables and 8 chairs. Will that do

fish ponds are currently my forte..

and with that I take my cider and head outside!!

 

[Everest]

27 pages

Don't worry. As it's a virtual bar, they're virtual pages. Therefore they don't exist.

Now where did I put my virtual pint? Here it is. OMG, it's virtually gone.

 

[surrey jim]

Anyone keen on the answer?

yes me me me


BTW: What was the question again link between Fawlty towers and what

 

[tedebear]

bollocks Arthur knocked my pint in the pond Can I have another please? and some pigs trotters on the side

 

[Hampden Park]

bollocks Arthur knocked my pint in the pond Can I have another please? and some pigs trotters on the side

stop f***ing swearing ma'am

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Another pint please Gina, put it on my tab please love.

 

[Everest]

You've got a tab? How did you wangle that one? Claim you'd do them for discimination against the disabled?

 

[Croydonbloke]

Whats the show about ive never seen it

One contestant has to choose a box at random and conceiled in the box is an amount of money starting from 1p upto £250,000. The idea is to get rid of the lowest amount and a banker calls to offer the contestant a deal to take an amount of money he is offering instead of continuing to try and better his offer.

 

[tedebear]

stop f***ing swearing ma'am

Bloody sorry about that mate

 

[surrey jim]

Another pint please Gina, put it on my tab please love.

Pint for myself and whoever else would like one, put it on Kev's tab cheers

 

[Hampden Park]

Bloody sorry about that mate

fair enough ma'am. it wasn't arthurs fault. some prat playing dominoes chucked one at him and he toppled over and knocked your pint in the pool.

carries on playing 5's and 3's

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oy who spilt my pint

 

[Hampden Park]

Oy who spilt my pint

a double sixer

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Play it nice and cool Trig, nice and cool you know what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lNb24KLlv4&search=only%20fools%20and%20horses

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sorry Barol ,had to pop out, Yep love another please. Who's that Lady(?) Kev's with?

Oi Tedge, hows the ebay underwear auction going ?

Steady, Barol.

 

[surrey jim]

. Who's that Lady(?) Kev's with?

He used to be called Steve, Post op people call her Samantha