The North Stand Chat Arms

[*Gullsworth*]

i know i am a whore

 

[Woodchip]

I'm back. All refreshed. Right, where did I leave my beer?

 

[Croydonbloke]

I`m coming back later to find my coat I left in here yesterday and if I find it has been tampered with it`s going to kick off.

 

[Gazwag]

I`m coming back later to find my coat I left in here yesterday and if I find it has been tampered with it`s going to kick off.

*hides permanent marker pen used to give Churchill glasses and a beard*

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'll think i'll start the day with a pint of Cider barman if you will. Anything happen in the pub last night ?.

 

[Everest]

"TAXI FOR MAGOO"

*fingers crossed as there's a 99% chance of getting a job this time*

 

[Dave the OAP]

Right Boys

We need to get TOOLED UP

Seemly the NSP potty mouths are on their way over


I'll take the door

Everest, you go and park your taxi somewhere where you can see them

gareth, you go and hide in the toilets

Croydonbloke...you take the first one in

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

*Throws chair thru window followed by a couple of molotov cocktails*

 

[CHAPPERS]

BENT

 

[Everest]

Everest, you go and park your taxi somewhere where you can see them

Piss off. I'm working.


Hang on. It's Wednesday, isn't it? My day off.
Bugger watching out for them, I'll just run them over.

 

[surrey jim]

morning all, time for a quick pint,

Guiness please Gina,

How has everything been

 

[Dave the OAP]

gareth...come out of the toilet and give us a hand

i have two of em in a headlock.......some dodgy rapper and a strawberry blonde

 

[colinpants]

Morning, delivery can someone open the celller door.

 

[surrey jim]

Morning, delivery can someone open the celller door.

Cellar door is broken, if you could put all the beer in that Transit parked over there that would be great

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oy Chapman what the feck is going on , get back to the Head

Did London Irish come in for a pint last night .

 

[Croydonbloke]

Morning, delivery can someone open the celller door.

Sorry mate but there`s a bit of bother going down at the moment you`ll have to wait. Picks uip barrell and throws it at TMLS.

 

[Parson Henry]

Its ok Palace will run soon.... they always do...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am doing a pub quiz soon. Who is interested in entering

10 questions will be posted on here and the winner will be the person who posts the answer first.

 

[Parson Henry]

I am doing a pub quiz soon. Who is interested in entering

10 questions will be posted on here and the winner will be the person who posts the answer first.

Needs to have at least two Pop Music rounds.

 

[surrey jim]

I am doing a pub quiz soon. Who is interested in entering

10 questions will be posted on here and the winner will be the person who posts the answer first.

im up for that