The North Stand Chat Arms

[Croydonbloke]

Is the pub still going

No it got trashed by a load of thugs from Croydon!!!

 

[surrey jim]

No it got trashed by a load of thugs from Croydon!!!

upset at Dowie's depature no doubt

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The pub is in serious financial problems instigated by Chapman's the Saviour. He has a band of hoodies outside and anyone who is about to enter the pub is ridiculed, accused of being gay and threatened with violence. As a consequence regulars such as Dies Irae have been scared away and the pub is close to calling in the assessors and closing down.

Shame really.

 

[surrey jim]

The pub is in serious financial problems instigated by Chapman's the Saviour. He has a band of hoodies outside and anyone who is about to enter the pub is ridiculed, accused of being gay and threatened with violence. As a consequence regulars such as Dies Irae have been scared away and the pub is close to calling in the assessors and closing down.

Shame really.

Is there an NSP Arms

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

No.

Its a shame some people have been intimidated with bullying tactics but I suppose thats the world we live in now

 

[dougdeep]

How much longer? A bloke could die of thirst in here.

 

[1066gull]

The condom dispenser is empty.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

 

[Robot Chicken]

Will there be a big screen for the England game

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Am I allowed to bring my hoes in?

 

[ali jenkins]

The condom dispenser is empty.

And why would you need a condom?

Ballons are so much better to fill with water!

 

[Bono]

I'll just find a quiet corner and wait for my 500th post.

 

[dougdeep]

Am I allowed to bring my hoes in?

I feel an old joke coming.

 

[John Dorian]

Im gonna bring this gorgeous thread back and have a pint of harveys tonight, with some pork scratchings. Do you have a snickers bar too ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Hello all.

I am having a World Cup fiesta tonight. We are having a buffet of mini pizza's and frogs legs washed down with Peroni and St Omer lagers.

Entertainment will be provided by John Michael Jar a local artist who does a tribute to the French keyboard wizard and Paul O Rotty a operatic singer from Fishersgate.

Hope to see you later.

 

[Wardy]

You got any Bulmers in stock yet?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have 24 bottles delivered this morning.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

as long as this place is NOTHING like the queen vic in rottingdean.

they actually TURN OFF THE MUSIC when a non regular comes in, just to add a eastenders styled silence to the proceedings...

 

[Wardy]

as long as this place is NOTHING like the queen vic in rottingdean.

they actually TURN OFF THE MUSIC when a non regular comes in, just to add a eastenders styled silence to the proceedings...

This is the most friendly pub in the world FACT

 

[dougdeep]

No, that's the Brewery Tap, the barmaid was discussing orgasms with us last night.