The mug who caused me to be thrown out

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

Were you one of the fans doing Cocaine? because if you were, you weren't doing it that carefully

 

[Doc Lynam]

Sausage killer

 

[Husty]

If you're feeling let down by this thread, here's an absolute CLASSIC to sink your teeth into.

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...hieving-Albion-SCUM-in-East-Stand-Family-Area

 

[el_ciddy]

Were you one of the fans doing Cocaine? because if you were, you weren't doing it that carefully

Was he the ginger one or the fat one? Or a newcomer and they were taking turns?

 

[Nibble]

I happen to have had the misfortune of knowing 'Bez", or knowing of him. He regularly got his arse kicked outside The Malthouse pub in Dorking by the rough boys from the football club portakabin club house. An arse of the highest order from my faint recallings.

 

[Guerrero]

So is he fat....or ginger?
I am trying to build up a mental picture.

 

[Nibble]

So is he fat....or ginger?
I am trying to build up a mental picture.

Imagine if Winnie The Pooh had fallen asleep under a sunbed.

 

[hart's shirt]

I'm looking for you. Wanker

It's Bono, isn't it?

After 27 years, I'd have thought you'd have found it by now.

 

[Guerrero]

Imagine if Winnie The Pooh had fallen asleep under a sunbed.

A young version of Dale Winton?

 

[Nibble]

A young version of Dale Winton?

Yes, but slightly less butch.
A rather amusing fact about Bez is that he was once cautioned at Reigate police station for throwing plastic pots of jam, stolen from the Reigate Rd Harvester, at a public phone box. He also once got thrown out of the Wimpy on Dorking high street for putting cadburys chocolate buttons on a pensioners seat to make it look like she had pooped herself. Bit of a tool really.

 

[Horses Arse]

*yawn*

Aww bless. It was a late one after all and thanks for the thumbs down!

 

[Goldstone1976]

This thread may yet develop into something good. It had potential from the start, but then went into a lull, heading for the full blown hibernation that is page 2 of the BB. The more recent posts have restored my hope that goodness may follow...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Yes, but slightly less butch.
A rather amusing fact about Bez is that he was once cautioned at Reigate police station for throwing plastic pots of jam, stolen from the Reigate Rd Harvester, at a public phone box. He also once got thrown out of the Wimpy on Dorking high street for putting cadburys chocolate buttons on a pensioners seat to make it look like she had pooped herself. Bit of a tool really.

Classic NSC and classic small town bellendery

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's Bono, isn't it?

After 27 years, I'd have thought you'd have found it by now.

I thought it really was Bez; seeing a discarded mug lying on the ground he said "I'm gonna step on you again". STEP ON...BEZ, oh please yerselves

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I thought it really was Bez; seeing a discarded mug lying on the ground he said "I'm gonna step on you again". STEP ON...BEZ, oh please yerselves

 

[Doc Lynam]

Yes, but slightly less butch.
A rather amusing fact about Bez is that he was once cautioned at Reigate police station for throwing plastic pots of jam, stolen from the Reigate Rd Harvester, at a public phone box. He also once got thrown out of the Wimpy on Dorking high street for putting cadburys chocolate buttons on a pensioners seat to make it look like she had pooped herself. Bit of a tool really.

So a bit like Jeremy Beadle; did he wear a fake beard on occasions?

 

[hart's shirt]

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I thought it really was Bez; seeing a discarded mug lying on the ground he said "I'm gonna step on you again". STEP ON...BEZ, oh please yerselves

And when Liz Costa sang 'Call The Cops', you knew it was going to end badly for Bez.

 

[StonehamPark]

Imagine if Winnie The Pooh had fallen asleep under a sunbed.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

This thread may yet develop into something good. It had potential from the start, but then went into a lull, heading for the full blown hibernation that is page 2 of the BB. The more recent posts have restored my hope that goodness may follow...

Reminds me of Baldricks poem .... (Blackadder) "It started off badly, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the ending, the better"

 

[Triggaaar]

Yes, but slightly less butch.
A rather amusing fact about Bez is that he was once cautioned at Reigate police station for throwing plastic pots of jam, stolen from the Reigate Rd Harvester, at a public phone box. He also once got thrown out of the Wimpy on Dorking high street for putting cadburys chocolate buttons on a pensioners seat to make it look like she had pooped herself. Bit of a tool really.

You're not going to stand for this are you Bez? Stand up for yourself man, and throw some insults at Nibble.