[Politics] The Most useful things in a post apocalyptic world

[Fade to Bruno]

Frozen pizza's and hand sanitizer

 

[pearl]

Beer battered Roast Kid?

was thinking the goat would provide wool and milk, but prefer your idea

 

[Curious Orange]

Enough treadmills to surround my house with, in order to keep the zombie hoards at bay.

 

[OzMike]

The will to carry on or just succumb to the vapours, hmmm.
If I survived I would think it was for a reason and make sure I carried on whatever, so don't stand in my way !

 

[Stat Brother]

Being in close proximity to Bear Grylls

What in a 5* hotel.

#NotRayMears.

 

[RandyWanger]

1) Survival skills
2) A large axe

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Tea and tobacco

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[symyjym]

A milking cow.

 

[Badger]

Proving there will still be a need pedants

Proving there will still be a need for pedants

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

With this lot in charge might be worth giving this some thought.

I am going to start with

a) Bicycles (plus puncture repair kits) and Horses. Only long term means of getting around.
b) Pencils. We will need to start writing again and I will be starting the first privateer postal service. First class will cost a can of corned beef.

Your additions please (max 2 each) and then we can all start planning...

This is my Brexit check list.

 

[BBassic]

Agriculture for dummies
Decent pair of boots

Done.

 

[Brian Parsons]

A milking cow.

No good without a bull.

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[Dick Swiveller]

Don't want to survive the Bomb. Just imagine living in a world full of Mutant knuckle dragging creatures. Oh, I've just described the Brexit thread.

Fixed for you.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

A blue passport and a firearm.

 

[marcos3263]

A baseball bat and barbed wire - I am Negan

 

[StonehamPark]

AR-15
As much ammo as possible

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

A spade
Some string
Lighter
A massive bottle of diazepam and morphine to top yourself with when you realise you only have a spade, some spring and a lighter.

 

[happypig]

If this was an American forum the answer would be:
1. An assault rifle plus 10000 rounds
2. A spare assault rifle plus 10000 rounds

 

[Hungry Joe]

Lana Del Ray and a lethal does of morphine for when we finally run out of post-coital conversation (for me to use I add, it'll be up to Lana what she does next)

 

[raymondo]

A lack of memory could be useful