The Most Pissed You've Been At The Football?

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Southend away in the Div 3 Championship season, we lost 2-0, left Brighton on the train at about 7am cracking open some cans for the journey, we were in Southend by 10. Grabbed a breakfast and headed to the first pub we could find, didnt like that one so after a couple we moved next door and stayed there until kick off, the place was packed with Albion and I must have drunk the equivalent of my own body weight in beer, all I can rememeber is some giant pink shrimp mascot when I walked in and how hot it was behind in the stand behind the goal, I dont remember much about the game, or that Kuipers was subbed off at half time but still what are away games for if not getting blindly drunk and not remembering the match.

 

[The Wookiee]

Yeah, it went wrong when Phil and myself went to the Coffee Shop over the road, a slice of cake each, decided it did not work so got a couple of joints. Back to the bar, beer and a smoke and then off to the game. I believe that on the metro the various things kicked in, I do not remember the metro. Do not remember getting to the ground, sort of remember somebody buying me some mushroom in bread crumbs thing at the Amsterdam Arena. Vague memories of their goal and Vassell scoring for us. Then being woken up when the Taxmans mobile went off, as one of his mates had seen him, Mark, Phil and myself on the TV and we had all been asleep.

The Thursday was even more interesting....

I have some hilarious memories of that week, me and Al went out there on the Monday lunchtime, we missed the Reading game , Melv, Rob and Dale came out on the Tuesday.
met up Tuesday lunchtime and went on a mammoth drinking session, by about 10pm we were in a Bulldog bar along the canal where I purchased some ready rolled super skunk, I didn't fancy it as I know what effect it has. Dale lights it up and starts and hogs it for ages, Melv has some and says its shit, Rob finishes it off. I warned them and they didn't listen. We went outside and Dale starts to feel unwell, he then passes out, and is out cold, Rob is off his nut swaying about saying how good he feels, whilst we were attending to Dale, we hear a thump, and Rob is on the floor on his back like an upturned tortoise, the locals are pissing themselves saying things like 'You stupid English, you never know when you've had enough!' We had to get an ambulance for Dale and he went to hospital! Of course he was fine and to this day he still cant remember anything!

I wont go into the other story about Melv on my stag do in Amsterdam where after consuming some mushrooms he tried to attack a picture of a bloke in a car, which was hanging in our hotel room, why? Because he was staring at him

Remember kids DRUGS ARE BAD

 

[tricky]

Bournemouth last year - woke up pissed from the night before. Trained it down with some tinnies to drink. Then had a few beers in a pub near the station.
Can't remember much about the game, apart from how warm it was. My mate fell asleep at half time and didn't wake up for ages. I remember turning around to find that someone had made my comatose friend a little hat out of tin foil.....
Then it was heading into B'mouth centre for more booze and then a train journey home trying not to be sick.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Darlington away, three years ago (I think!)

Was living in Yorkshire at the time, so nice quick journey on the train to Darlo, went with mates from work, in the pub for 11am!

Got butchered on lager, gin, flavoured vodka and whisky.....don't know how I sobered enough to get through the turnstyles (especially as when I walked in there were barring entry to another fan who was pissed!!)

Stuck in that temporay, subbeto stand and was so pissed could actually see double of everything (2 refs, 44 players, etc, etc). Had to watch most of the game with a hand over one of my eyes in order to watch the play.

Great day out though, and two good goals by Jones and Steele

 

[Robbo]

Ipswich away 2 seasons ago. Was on the WIFE BEATERS from 8am, and ended up getting chucked out for being "foul and incitive to home fans" which resulted in a two game Withdean ban!

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Remember kids DRUGS ARE BAD

On the subject of drugs at games, remember doing some Coke before a game away at Swansea years ago, maybe 1993? (what a plum I know ) and felt very wierd, especially when about 50 Swansea hoolies jumped over their stand to get to us behind one of the goals.....however that day we had a firm at Swansea, and none of the Swansea felt confident enough to jump down the 10 ft drop into the away terrace to get a smack and/or broken ankle!!!

 

[Paddy B]

England v Germany last game at the old Wembley (2000?) i was unspeakably drunk, i had a cold and had a few whiskeys and also had my pint spiked.

I was so drunk i thought the Germans' goal was a header until i saw the replay the following day!!

It's not big and it's not clever

also southend away first game of the season in div3 championship year....very hot very drunk

 

[Mr Blobby]

I see Sonic has been very quiet on this topic! Perhaps we could start a new thread for him called "Games I can remember as i was sober"!

Mine would probably be Exeter away a few years ago. I had to be directed to the toilets as i couldnt find them! Considering the size of the away end no mean achievement! Also one of the London away games when i made a couple of £'s after turning into a begger waiting on the steps at London Bridge before the Brighton train arrived!

As for England games, mmmm, dificult. Paris was a good one! Lewes seagull (or is he seagulls over Lewes!) fell out of our train on the way to the stadium! He had fallen asleep against the door and just fell out when it opened. We saw him rolling down the platform! Mine was probably Norway away in a friendly. I woke up on an overnight train from teh U21 coming back into Oslo, down a pint of orange juice by the bed, but it turned out to be Vodka and Orange! Set the tone for the delay!

 

[B.M.F]

I think the watford game was my biggest piss up!
started at 11am and finished at 11pm...and then continued the drinking at the bricklane festival the following day....was sent home from work on monday morning for having no use whatsoever! ooops!

does that not happen every day at work virgs

 

[fatboy]

Bristol City away last year springs to mind.

It was the REMF game the night before and I was hammered and had got in at 3am. Luckily I had pulled so that cut down on the amount I had drunk.

We had to get up at some stupid time in the morning to get a bus to somewhere and the train to Bristol by 11.

We had bought some silly coloured drinks for the train and I remember lying on a bench at Worthing station trying to stop myself being sick.

 

[B.M.F]

Was alright during the game at Watford but by the end of the evening I had been banned from one of the bars in leicester square and had to have virgs and chez drag me to the station after asking someone in a school uniform if I could you know what tio her up the rear end. Can not really remember too much after that but have had a few memory joggers from Virgs, Chez and DBS.

cheers guys and gal

 

[n1 gull]

Palace away, apparently we lost 5 nil, can't remember fortunately.
I do remember getting to The Eagle, Clapham Junction at around 11am, the rest is a blur, apart from there being tonnes of coppers everywhere.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I do remember getting to The Eagle, Clapham Junction at around 11am, the rest is a blur, apart from there being tonnes of coppers everywhere.

That's because all our "ITK" lads were there

 

[The Wookiee]

Another mental one was Leeds away on a cold December Saturday in I think 1990?

Was out clubbing with a mate of mine in Toppers and Rumours in East street, left the club at 2am totally out of it but wide awake and buzzing. We were too awake to go home and wanted to continue. I then came up with the idea of going to Leeds.
S that was it we were on a mission!
killed a couple of hours wandering the streets and got the train from Brighton to victoria at about 4am.
Headed to kings X got the next train to Leeds we arrived at something stupid like 9.30.
My mates were coming up later on in the day and had a BB booked in Brigate (The New Townsman) opposite the nightclub that was Mr Craigs.
Well we were getting thirsty now and I knew my mates were notl arriving untill lunchtime.
We went to the BB i said I was my mate and said the others were on their way. As the rooms were not ready we could not check in so we asked him if would open the bar, which he did, we downed about 5 pints each in about an hour. Then told the landlord we were heading off to the station to meet the others.
As they arrived and were on the station concourse we kept shouting their names and hiding, watching their baffled faces was a picture!!
I the end as they were walking to get a taxi, we put on our best yorkshire accents and steamed them from behind shouting 'Come on brighton, the leeds boys are here'
They thought their number was up until they turned round and saw it was me!
Pissed up and still buzzing from the all-nighter!
At the game I have never had a headachce like it, I thought my head was caving in.
Slept for 24 hours solid when I got home!

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

I go a few years for a mate of mine who was on the Mini bus with us for the FA Cup Final 1983 Replay.

We started at 10.00am in Littlehampton and kept stopping at every Pub possible on the way up,had crates of stuff on the mini bus as well for a drink inbetween pubs,and by the time we arrived we were mortal.
We couldnt wake our mate up so we left him on the Mini bus in Wembley car park and gave his ticket away to a Brighton fan outside!

Another game was Spurs away when The Old Bill asked you who your Goalie was on the way in to make sure you were an Albion fanone of my mates said the name of the Spurs goalie as he was so pissed and they escorted him into The Spurs end!

He ended up in Hospital with 6 stitches in his ear and a police charge of inciting violence when Brighton scored!!

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Oddly enough that was Cardiff City v Maidstone United, May 1991.

Last game of a dismal season, very hot day, etc.

 

[On the Left Wing]

I can't remember!

Oh yes I can ... but maybe for another time ... just say it was at Cardiff about 15 years ago!!!!! I don't even like to think back on things like this ....

 

[oapdodge]

I was once so drunk at Ipswich that i fell asleep standing up during the game.

 

[fatboy]

Port Vale away, when we had won everything.

Very drunk.

Watson scored; I must have been drunk.

 

[Beach Hut]

Port Vale away, when we had won everything.

Very drunk.

Watson scored; I must have been drunk.

I've never seen you sober at an away game