The Most Pissed You've Been At The Football?

[The Wookiee]

What match have you been the most out of your head at?

Mine was the FA Cup game at Northampton in 1987.

I was only 17 I now realise that Ruddles county, McKewens, Strongbow and Carlsberg do not go to well together.

Downed about 8 cans of a mixture of the above before I even got to Euston, remember a bit of aggro with Palace fans at Euston and wasted a can in an exchange of pleasentries with our friends from South London. (I was young OK)

Cant remember much about the train journey from Euston except more drinking then lots of throwing up out of the window of a fast moving train.

Whoever the Brighton fans were who got the backlash when the sick blew back in through the window, I would like to apoligise again!!

One strange thing I do remember about the train journey was somebody asking me if I had a 10p piece so he could use the phone?

Still cant figure that one out.

Spent most of the game stuffing my face with hot dogs, pasties and very sugared coffee as I was feeling like shit!

Soon cheered up when Kevin Bremner (i think) did the business!

Remember Northampton fans charging across the pitch at the end then running across the cricket pitch.

Spent the whole journey home asleep!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I was pretty pissed at Crewe last weekend actually but probably Rushden last year of Notts County after the Rugger World Cup final.

 

[bhafc4eva]

I was hammered at orient and decided i couldnt make it to the toilet so pissed up against the wall at the back of terrace, i didn't understand why i was getting strange looks at the time.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I got so drunk once before a match that I ended up in the away end at Fratton Park with all the Everton fans when I should have been at The Goldstone.

 

[poke]

swindon at home and away last season(not the play-off games) i was really drunk. don't really remeber anything about either of the games

 

[fatboy]

I was pretty pissed at Crewe last weekend actually but probably Rushden last year of Notts County after the Rugger World Cup final.

That was when we had been out on the lash until 3am the night before and started drinking jugs of cider at 7am on the Saturday?

 

[Captain Sensible]

Palace at home 2 years ago, I thought we'd one, can't remember anything about the game apart from getting shouted at by people i G block after I accused them all of lacking passion.

Or Darlington Away, ended up in a car asleep. wasnt mine.

 

[CHAPPERS]

That was when we had been out on the lash until 3am the night before and started drinking jugs of cider at 7am on the Saturday?

That'll be it.

Aaaah, 3 hours sleep.



''Where's me fog lights''

 

[fatboy]

That'll be it.

Aaaah, 3 hours sleep.



''Where's me fog lights''

"Why is it so hot in here and why hasn't my windscreen cleared?"

"Because you've got your heater on full blast and it's pointing at me not the windscreen."

"Oops."

 

[Bigtomfu]

BRISTOL CITY away last season, met up at paddington at around 8.30 drank stella all the way there remember sitting in the baking sun outside a pub in the docks, the dozy bar staff only had one till working so there was a queue out the door all afternoon, remember trekking up a hill to find a spar purchasing a crate of carlsberg finishing that by 2pm wlaking the mile or so to ashton gate a boring game but emerged horse voiced and still pissed only to go to another pub sample a jug of warm stella and then catch a ferry for the surreal twenty minute trip to the city centre followed by the purchase of a very dodgy chicken shish with very garlic mayo..... then managing to still force an overpriced kronenburg down and sleeping all the way home.
FIN.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

QPR away, Boxing Day ... Seagull Over Sevenoaks' splendid hospitality package. The booze was flowing so freely in our nice warm box just above the dug-out that even the Albion subs came up to visit us midway through the first half.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Last season at Stockport. I think between 10 of us on the train we went through 6 bottles of wine, a bottle of port, some cider and a bottle of whatever that South Africian stuff that tastes like Bailey's is. Got there at 11am, in the pub until 245pm, the game no idea. I did not know we were in yellow until the Meridian Match the next day. After the match 2 hours more drinking in Stockport and for some reason vodka chasers came out to play, then Strongbow (6 cans I think) on the train home. Felt a bit iffy the next day.

The other one I was in state for was Holland v England in 2002. However that was not really beer related.

 

[virgirlo]

I think the watford game was my biggest piss up!
started at 11am and finished at 11pm...and then continued the drinking at the bricklane festival the following day....was sent home from work on monday morning for having no use whatsoever! ooops!

 

[pasty]

Luton away last season. Completely off my face. Apparently we lost ?

 

[(was)DBS]

Pompy a couple of seasons ago, started 9.00am on the way up pissed by the time the pub opened, carried on of course!!!! threw up on the train......then when walking down to the ground pompy fans either side could not walk straight moved towards the pompy fans got hit by a coppers trunchon, went to the game drunk more on the way home. never again

Sunderland here i come

 

[Wardy]

Hull away few season back. We played on a Friday night due to the England v Germany game on the Saturday.

Decided to do a weekend of it, and left Eastbourne at 7am on the Friday. Was drinking all day and by the time it got to kick-off I was totally slaugtered. We won 2-0 i think.

 

[tinx]

That Palace away game we don't talk about, I was totally hammered and also Grimsby away after a whole mornings drinking on the minibus for thew five hours it took to get there, a few in the pub and then a hangover by half time.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

palace away i was so drunk i dont recall much about the match, which is good

 

[The Wookiee]

The other one I was in state for was Holland v England in 2002. However that was not really beer related.

Ah yes I remember, I saw you in that corner pub on the canal, I was looking for the Matt and Al who had mysteriously gone 'missing' for half an hour

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ah yes I remember, I saw you in that corner pub on the canal, I was looking for the Matt and Al who had mysteriously gone 'missing' for half an hour

Yeah, it went wrong when Phil and myself went to the Coffee Shop over the road, a slice of cake each, decided it did not work so got a couple of joints. Back to the bar, beer and a smoke and then off to the game. I believe that on the metro the various things kicked in, I do not remember the metro. Do not remember getting to the ground, sort of remember somebody buying me some mushroom in bread crumbs thing at the Amsterdam Arena. Vague memories of their goal and Vassell scoring for us. Then being woken up when the Taxmans mobile went off, as one of his mates had seen him, Mark, Phil and myself on the TV and we had all been asleep.

The Thursday was even more interesting....