The most annoying question you're regularly asked?

[Adders1]

...aside from "you support brighton? Do (/surely) you have a premier league team?"

For me it's "are you alright there?" (Spoken through a sh*t-eating grin in clothing retailers)

 

[topdollar]

When I am at work quite obviously in my work uniform as all the staff wear the same "do you work here"

 

[Garage_Doors]

Have you even managed to get it all in.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Can you leave the cash on the bedside table please?

 

[Hillian1]

You couldn't just?

 

[Nibble]

You promise you won't get annoyed?

Just before someone gives you their worthless and annoying bordering on offensive opinion on you. If I'm asked this I can almost guarantee I'm about to get annoyed.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

...aside from "you support brighton? Do (/surely) you have a premier league team?"

For me it's "are you alright there?" (Spoken through a sh*t-eating grin in clothing retailers)

"Why do you hate cyclists?"
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[CheeseRolls]

Have you been to the game ? What was the score ?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Can I have fries with that?

 

[father_and_son]

My 'little' brother is very tall as sick of people remarking. I bought him a t-shirt a couple of years ago with... "I'm 6'6". There. Now you don't have to ask."

 

[Rogero]

My 'little' brother is very tall as sick of people remarking. I bought him a t-shirt a couple of years ago with... "I'm 6'6". There. Now you don't have to ask."

If it shrinks does it say " I 'm 6ft 5?

 

[pasty]

Because I am a print developer and my work involves writing java script/sql queries/vbscript and running automation software, all my friends believe I am a computer whizz kid and constantly ask me if I can fix/have a look at/sort out their pc.

Well no I bloody well can't. I work ON a computer, not with computers, and basically if they go wrong, I know sod all about the bloody things.

 

[StonehamPark]

"Are you really wearing that?".
She says, as I'm half-way out of the door on my way to work.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Been busy?

 

[Hillian1]

Been busy?

Standard question to every cab driver ever.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What time is it?
Whats up?

 

[halbpro]

Not any more, but when I was at junior school I was always asked "Are you a Christian, Kristian?" which used to wind me up no end.

 

[tinycowboy]

1. Is this right?
2. Could you write me a paper on this?

My answers:

1. Yes.
2. No.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

How tall are you?
Or You're tall, aren't you? Not even a question.

 

[patchamalbion]

One of the pitfalls of working in an office. You have more than 2 days off and every single person will ask 'have a good time away', 'where did you go again', 'weather nice'?

appreciate the politeness but after the 3rd person it's so annoying