The Monday Rant

[Mr C]

That being the case might I suggest that you don't cut in front of Redland ? It could seriously damage your health.

Why? Will fun things happen?
Actually I probably shouldn't use the term "cut in". I don't do that - I will sit and gently move in, waiting for the kind soul to flash their lights. Usually works.

 

[the full harris]

People who enjoy talking about what they hate more than they enjoy talking about what they really like.

They annoy me.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think maybe my hatred of having to queue at the bar for fifteen minutes to hand over my money goes beyond the normal and the rational and regularly induces a near-psychotic rage, usually directed at the (absent) manager who hasn't staffed it properly or the numpty completely unable to serve in anything approaching the right order.

And I'm beginning to get really angry about the dorks presenting athletics on the BBC, all ex-athletes who never ask a proper question of their old buddies, not a trained journalist among them. Happily Roger Black has been axed, but the cull needs to be a Canadian-style purge. It's going to ruin the Olympics.

 

[the full harris]

e.g.

I ask someone at work what music they like and they answer 'more like, what music don't I like?' and then tell me how much they hate Busted, McFly, hip hop, dance music, Bon Jovi, the Streets and a whole host of others. It wasn't the question I asked.

Admittedly Busted are shit though!

 

[The Large One]

Re: Re: The Monday Rant

Thats not a Rant dumbass thats just a short list of trivial complaints for f*** sake! A rant should be at least a short essay focused on a particular greivence or a collection of related complaints. Like how you can never find a f***ing leftwinger who admits there wrong, apart from Kinnock when his ugly mug zooms on to the screen to fess up, what the f*** does he care? Were paying his overpaid wages and he never won a friggin election and we cant sack him. Great system this EU thing is eh? Want a constitution?

See now you hinge wristed no-brain numpty? Thats a Rant, not a big one but friggin light years ahead of your feable attempt.

That was hardly a rant either. At the very least, rants are supposed to be comprehensible.

I could start a rant about illiterate brain-dead right-wingers who have no idea how to correctly use the English language for spelling, punctuation or proper sentence construction; but today, I won't bother. I am off to do something far more worthwhile. It's too easy to pick on society's afflicted.

I note you only pick out my thread. Is there something personal in this? No, don't bother telling me. I'm not interested.

 

[B.M.F]

Men that are too FAST!!

*snigger*

Women that don't make me a bacon sarnie and a cup of char after I have serviced them

 

[Yorkie]

Speling mistakes. and people without a grasp of punctuation or grammer,

Oh, the irony.

 

[Yorkie]

People who generalise, especially on internet message boards.

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

Football wise..

Ugly bloke in charge of Franchise FC
Roy Keane thinking he has the right to walk back into the Irish side
Portsmouth
Hooligans possibly getting England thrown out of Euro 04
Norman Baker
Kids wearing Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal shirts walking around the Goldstone retail park
FG

 

[SussexSpur]

People who start to leave matches early, then all congregate at the top of the staircase when there's a bit of last-minute goalmouth action, blocking the views of people still in their seats.

Drivers who don't indicate.

David Pleat.

 

[Inkerman]

People who cut in last minute when a lane is closed on the motorway and you have patiently waited on the inside lane for the last mile.

I really appreciate people who wait patiently in the inside lane for the last mile as this gives me the opportunity to zip up the outside.

If the powers that be wanted the road to reduce by one lane a mile earlier then thay would have put the bollards out a mile earlier

 

[oapdodge]

Umbrellas,should be banned.

 

[oapdodge]

BRIGHTON'S AWAY MEMBERSHIP SCHEME AND THE HASSLE IT CAUSES FOR END OF SEASON GAMES

Loud Scotsmen who tell fans to sit down and not leave early for the pub,even if you are 3-0 down and away for the weekend on a piss up.

 

[kevinsmith]

Cant see how you WONT get away with it. I get away with most tickets. the ticket will show how much you paid and what time it started. The best 1 is when they give you a ticket but dont take a photo. You say its not valid without a picture, hey say it is and when you appeal you get off! I really really hate traffic wardens!!

Thanks for the advise. I will see how it goes.

 

[Incredigull]

Being asked to write stuff down that pisses me off !!

 

[Dover]

Sniffing.
Cyclists who do not obey the Highway Code.

 

[Simster]

Sniffing.
Cyclists who do not obey the Highway Code.

You'd hate me then.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Can't believe noone has mentioned lateness. It's just rude to be half an hour late - and it's not endearing in any way.

Lippy Sunday league footballers. They're just a fat waste of space so they should shut up.

People who class all drugs as the same - i.e. smoking cannabis is the same as jacking up. Dumb fools

 

[London Irish]

I think maybe my hatred of having to queue at the bar for fifteen minutes to hand over my money goes beyond the normal and the rational and regularly induces a near-psychotic rage, usually directed at the (absent) manager who hasn't staffed it properly or the numpty completely unable to serve in anything approaching the right order.

And I'm beginning to get really angry about the dorks presenting athletics on the BBC, all ex-athletes who never ask a proper question of their old buddies, not a trained journalist among them. Happily Roger Black has been axed, but the cull needs to be a Canadian-style purge. It's going to ruin the Olympics.

We clearly share life experiences, these two are vein-busting for me too. Sadly for me the go-postal time limit for me at the bar is a mere 5 minutes..........I know Sally Gunnell married locally but there can't be a bigger waste of licence fee money than her inane interviews.

 

[London Irish]

Ah, observational humour.

Ah, observation.