The Monday Moan: Wind up merchants

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Hey. I think my Palace-supporting mate Andy worked on that, I remember he had to explain to me who Ant & Dec were. Did your paths cross?

My vote for most irritating person is Cat Deeley. A woman of no discernible talent, intelligence or wit. We can't even say she's got where is she through her looks, as she's not particularly good-looking.

Why, oh why?

Cat Deeley not good looking? Are you a eunuch?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Alan Hansen
neck and neck with Graham Norton

 

[On the Left Wing]

Ant & Dick

When I first moved to Newcastle I thought Anton Deck was one person!!

 

[The Large One]

Hey. I think my Palace-supporting mate Andy worked on that, I remember he had to explain to me who Ant & Dec were. Did your paths cross?

My vote for most irritating person is Cat Deeley. A woman of no discernible talent, intelligence or wit. We can't even say she's got where is she through her looks, as she's not particularly good-looking.

Why, oh why?

If you are talking about Andy Sherwood, he didn't - at least not with us. He joined us for one day before the company funding it suddenly pulled the plug. He was not happy as he had just quit his job in London.

Also, I am sorry he is your mate, because the one conversation I had with him (bearing in mind this was supposed to be a new work colleague), he was repugnant and arrogant - and that's not because he is a Palace fan. It's not wise to start your working life with a new colleague with 'so you're a seaweed wanker then, not sure I want to work with you'. Sorry, Gwylan, but that's how he was.

Of course, it might not be the same bloke at all, in which case... doh!.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Has he really got up your arse Gary?

As if Im REALLY going to tell you lot!

 

[The Large One]

...I'll also throw in Bobby Davro

 

[Gwylan]

If you are talking about Andy Sherwood, he didn't - at least not with us. He joined us for one day before the company funding it suddenly pulled the plug. He was not happy as he had just quit his job in London.

Also, I am sorry he is your mate, because the one conversation I had with him (bearing in mind this was supposed to be a new work colleague), he was repugnant and arrogant - and that's not because he is a Palace fan. It's not wise to start your working life with a new colleague with 'so you're a seaweed wanker then, not sure I want to work with you'. Sorry, Gwylan, but that's how he was.

Of course, it might not be the same bloke at all, in which case... doh!.

No,. that's the fella. He said the same thing to me when I first started working with him but I took it in the good humour in which it was intended and made some remark about Palace scummers and we got on just fine.

He's been good about supporting the stadium bid.

Course, he's still a Palace scummer.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Alfie Moon / Shane Richie.

Can't act, thinks he's the bees knees.

I'm with you on that. I was going to put him down but Well'ard just makes me FURIOUS

 

[Gwylan]

Cat Deeley not good looking? Are you a eunuch?

Well, each to his own.

Thought you'd like this then

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2001/12/24/cat-deeley.html

 

[Pavilionaire]

Davina McCall, Mark Lawrenson, plus Sonia from Eastenders puts me off my dinner with her munt face and bus-style arse...

 

[The Large One]

plus Sonia from Eastenders puts me off my dinner with her munt face and bus-style arse...

Not familiar with this creature. Could we have a picture of her multi-personnel public transport-like posterior qualities, and her moose-like fizzog?

 

[Trotster]

June Sapong - grrr

Dev 'i cant act or speak english correctly' Alahan from corrie

 

[kevinsmith]

Mark Lawrenson. Used to be my hero when wearing the stripes, but never mentions the Seagulls any more.

 

[Giant Seagull]

Graham Norton - Mincing Twat!! We know you are gay, don't advertise the fact in the way you mince about thinking it's funny! It AINT!!!!

Agreed, First Class NOBBER

When are they going to pull the plug on his shit shows?

 

[rool]

Ainsley harriet, or however it's spelt. Can't say anything without pulling stupid faces.

JUST STOP IT WILL YA

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Vanessa Feltz, winner by miles.

Runners up include

Vernon Kaye
Richard Madeley
Anthea Turner (luckily her career appears to have gone down the crapper)
Des and Mel (TV for incontinent grannies who chuckle at Des's lame innuendos while Mel giggles sycophantically along)
That Howard twat off the Halifax adverts.

 

[Locky]

Graham Norton - Mincing Twat!! We know you are gay, don't advertise the fact in the way you mince about thinking it's funny! It AINT!!!!

INDEED!!

 

[The Large One]

Edna, I take issue there. For your Vanessa Feltz, I give back to you... Noel Edmonds.

 

[rool]

Noel has to be redeemed though for giving us Swap Shop instead of the usual fare at the time such as Champion the Wonder Horse and White Horses etc

 

[The Wookiee]

That Howard twat off the Halifax adverts.

I forgot about him, he has to be one of the mot annoying twats on TV.
I closed my savings account with The Halifax because he annoyed me so much!!!!!!!!!!