[Football] The missing piece

[Binney on acid]

Has to be Zaha. Irrespective of your footballing allegiances, he's a quality player that needs a bigger stage to showcase his immense talent. He should be winning European medals, and is unlikely to do that if he continues to tread water playing for a smaller club. We can offer him European glory. A marriage made in heaven! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Has to be Zaha. Irrespective of your footballing allegiances, he's a quality player that needs a bigger stage to showcase his immense talent. He should be winning European medals, and is unlikely to do that if he continues to tread water playing for a smaller club. We can offer him European glory. A marriage made in heaven! What could possibly go wrong?

If Haha trod water, he'd drown

 

[Audax]

No way known we're going to pay the inflated rice that both Palace and he himself will want.


Edit: I was going to fix that typo, but it amuses me too much. So yes - I meant "price", not rice.

 

[Perkino]

He isn't just hugely over priced but is also likely to be on huge wages. He would improve our attacking wide options but would probably be the sort of player we wouldn't consider breaking our structure to sign.

 

[Insel affe]

Has to be Zaha. Irrespective of your footballing allegiances, he's a quality player that needs a bigger stage to showcase his immense talent. He should be winning European medals, and is unlikely to do that if he continues to tread water playing for a smaller club. We can offer him European glory. A marriage made in heaven! What could possibly go wrong?

Binney on acid by name, Binney on acid by the looks of that, you just wrote....

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Binney on acid by name, Binney on acid by the looks of that, you just wrote....

No need to freak out Billy, you psycho!

 

[JBizzle]

Yeah, it'd be great to get someone in for £70m who delivers less than Trossard...

 

[Swansman]

I'm expecting the Dr to deal with this suggestion

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Looked everywhere. But someone really did make up a 1000 piece jigsaw with two pieces the same and one missing. Grr.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

 

[Yes Chef]

Has to be Zaha. Irrespective of your footballing allegiances, he's a quality player that needs a bigger stage to showcase his immense talent. He should be winning European medals, and is unlikely to do that if he continues to tread water playing for a smaller club. We can offer him European glory. A marriage made in heaven! What could possibly go wrong?

I think you need to lay off the acid for a while

 

[beorhthelm]

honestly, if he wasnt a palace player, probably no. on the grounds of the theatrics, large ego and wages, a player like him wouldnt be the missing piece at Brighton. id rather have Townsend.

 

[Hugo Rune]

£150k+ per week.

No thank you.

 

[pasty]

Nay, nay, and thrice nay.

 

[albionalex]

For a lesser price and wage, we could sign a top player from Europe.

 

[Insel affe]

honestly, if he wasnt a palace player, probably no. on the grounds of the theatrics, large ego and wages, a player like him wouldnt be missing piece at Brighton.

In all seriousness I do not think any of the top six would look at Zaha now, I could see him going to Newcastle if the take over goes through (which it should not, if a fit and proper person means what it says) having said that, they would probably get in a foreign manager with a fancy dan name like "ダン" and he probably would never have heard of Zaha. So the long and short is no one will take a punt on the superstar from up the road, he will languish in south london and see out his days, which will ultimately stop them bringing in young talent due the astronomical wages he and several others are on up the road. It will be slow and painful watching him, lose his pace, and grace.......

 

[Dr. No]

Has to be Zaha.

I'm expecting the Dr to deal with this suggestion

No.

 

[bhafc99]

Someone has just sold you a seriously bad batch of acid mate, you're truly off your tits if you think that over-paid, over-rated, over-the-hill ME ME ME ME ME SULKING PRIMA DONNA EGOCENTRIC **** would be of ANY use to us and what we're building.

Yup, let's just spend 3/4 times what we've ever spent on anyone else ever, completely blow our entire remuneration/financial model and bankrupt the club for it.

What indeed could possibly go wrong.

 

[albionalbino]

 

[Mackenzie]

Nah, he’s past it these days, doesn’t create or score goals any more. Palace should have sold whilst he was still worth something.