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Looks like a large version of the Nokia Lumia 900. Anyone tempted?
Looks like a large version of the Nokia Lumia 900. Anyone tempted?
Microsoft unveils new tablet for uncool people
19-06-12
MICROSOFT’S new Surface tablet is for those who don’t care what others think, the corporation has claimed.
As long as it does the job
The Surface looks deliberately pedestrian and comes packaged with a selection of uncool applications including Classic Rock Gig Finder, Birdwatching Assistant and Grocery Expenditure Buddy.
IT industry analyst Tom Logan said: “This is a shrewd move from Microsoft. When you think about it, there’s far, far more uncool people than cool people in the world.
“Probably less than 0.0000003% of the human race is cool.”
A Microsoft spokesman said: “iPads are fine if you’re the type who likes to sit in trendy bars, sipping so-called ‘lattes’ and eating ‘paninis’ – whatever they might be – while yapping on about ‘chillwave’ music to another idiot in tight trousers.
“However if you resent those people, don’t care about clothes and like word processing, spread sheets and making checklists of real ale pubs, this machine is for you.
“It’s militantly unexciting.”
The spokesman said: “Surface follows in a proud tradition of machines that are less cool than their counterparts – Betamax video recorders, ZX Spectrums and Blackberry phones – but don’t give a shit.”
Sales executive Stephen Malley said: “This is perfect for me, I have a dull job that I dislike and want something that reflects the inescapable mundanity of my existence.”
If Microsoft can bring it in at a price point the same as an i-Pad it will be a raving success , if not it will be the next Betamax.
Won't this seriously piss off Microsoft's hardware partners who have to compete with this on price while having to pay a license to run Windows?
Unlikely as they would actually have to sell in volumes for anyone to even notice let alone get pissed off.Won't this seriously piss off Microsoft's hardware partners who have to compete with this on price while having to pay a license to run Windows?
Unlikely as they would actually have to sell in volumes for anyone to even notice let alone get pissed off.
I would imagine most would want to know some details, as Microsoft gave absolutely none yesterday. Knowing these...
- CPU
- Display resolution
- Battery life
- Price
...would be a start.
It does, however, have a kickstand that closes with the same reassuring clunk as a door on a luxury car. They told us a lot about that.
The Touch and Type cover however does look a really nice add-on. Microsoft would sell a zillion if they made similar for the iPad.
So style over substance, they must have been watching apple very closely.
then, apparently, it completly fails to integrate with MS networks. So you wont be able to integrate your Surface with your Exchange server. oh dear.