The MI5 Quick Test

[Hyperion]

How good are you?

Click on boxes at bottom of screen for each test. One is a surveillance test and one is a listening test

I got a first time score of 9 & 6 respectively

Listening Challenge | MI5 - The Security Service



Mobile surveillance | MI5 - The Security Service

 

[Benson]

I wanted to apply but my handlers didn't think it would be wise to flirt with Western Imperial infidels.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

£27k to speak fluent Mandarin, they could poke that, 無恥的混蛋

 

[Hyperion]

£27k to speak fluent Mandarin, they could poke that, 無恥的混蛋

Poor grammar

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Poor grammar

Sorry H, haven't used it much since leaving primary school

 

[Hyperion]

Sorry H, haven't used it much since leaving primary school

 

[nomoremithras4me]

I can't believe how shite their pay is, how the f*** do they get anyone to work for them, let alone super sonic geniuses from Oxbridge?

 

[Hyperion]

I can't believe how shite their pay is, how the f*** do they get anyone to work for them, let alone super sonic geniuses from Oxbridge?

Superb Canteen?

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Superb Canteen?

& a lovely view of Vauxhall bus station from your office!

 

[Sussax]

10 out of 11 for the mobile surveillance, wouldn't mind being a top secret agent

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Tsk. Everyone knows that, when you join, you are given a secret number that you can enter into any cashpoint and withdraw THOUSANDS. So just because you get a civil servants salary you can still afford to stay in a swanky hotel every night and wear a dinner jacket and that.

That test is f***ing nimps btw. They don't mark it like you'd expect. If you just write "the geese are flying backwards" on your paper you're IN!

 

[Ali_rrr]

9 and 10 respectively. Couldn't see myself as a spy though.

 

[Triggaaar]

Poor grammar

Sorry H, haven't used it much since leaving primary school

How can you go through life without using grammar?

 

[Wally Gould]

How good are you?

Click on boxes at bottom of screen for each test. One is a surveillance test and one is a listening test

I got a first time score of 9 & 6 respectively

Listening Challenge | MI5 - The Security Service



Mobile surveillance | MI5 - The Security Service

I got 7 & 9

 

[Sussax]

9 and 10 respectively. Couldn't see myself as a spy though.

Snap.

 

[smeariestbat]

i just hacked in and changed my scores to top marks. then got an email offering me a job

nb. the above post is an out and out lie.

 

[Worthingite]

10 & 9. I'm bang up for a bit of Bondage.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

9 in both

 

[SeagullSongs]

5, then the second one didn't load.

I blame my mum trying to ring me during the conversation though

 

[gazingdown]

Go got a very high score of..... Hang on, there's some blokes in suits knocking at my front door.... Back in a sec...