[Other Sport] The Masters

[crodonilson]

Always one of the best sporting weeks of the year as the Masters takes centre stage and this one looks wide open.

Special night tonight after the Jester from Leicester, having had a year where he has bravely battles so many of his demons, takes on the Prince of Persia.

 

[Questions]

I thought it was in April/may

 

[crodonilson]

I thought it was in April/may

No, I think you're thinking of the World Championships which is April/May. Masters is always in January.

 

[Questions]

But aren’t the greens bumpy now ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Is this golf or snooker? I like a bit of snooker, me.

180!

Scenes

 

[Questions]

I got a 147 once in darts.

 

[Superphil]

I got a 147 once in darts.

I got a hole in one, at darts and a 147 at golf.

 

[Questions]

….

 

[Questions]

I got a hole in one, at darts and a 147 at golf.

Only a 501 in golf for me but I’d had a fair few doubles beforehand

 

[theboybilly]

Always one of the best sporting weeks of the year as the Masters takes centre stage and this one looks wide open.

Special night tonight after the Jester from Leicester, having had a year where he has bravely battles so many of his demons, takes on the Prince of Persia.

There is only one Masters and it's not a pub game

 

[dazzer6666]

No, I think you're thinking of the World Championships which is April/May. Masters is always in January.

Nope. THE Masters is a game of golf. End of.

 

[crodonilson]

Outstanding from the Prince of Persia, never like seeing the Jester go out but a famous win for him and for Iran.

 

[Randy McNob]

Only a 501 in golf for me but I’d had a fair few doubles beforehand

I hit a women with a golf ball once, ambulance came and the guy asked "where did you hit her?" I said between the first and second hole, "blimey, he said, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster"

 

[SK1NT]

Outstanding from the Prince of Persia, never like seeing the Jester go out but a famous win for him and for Iran.

He's had his number on a few occasions. Vafaei was under 18 world snooker champion. He is a top player but visa issues have prevented him from being further along in his career. Make no mistake though he is easily top 10 material.

Ronnie up soon.

 

[AlbionBro]

I got a 147 once in darts.

I'd be more impressed if you had got 180 in snooker.

 

[Papak]

I hit a women with a golf ball once, ambulance came and the guy asked "where did you hit her?" I said between the first and second hole, "blimey, he said, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster"

Alternative version:

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.

The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?

“I was stung by a bee!” she said

“Where?” he asked

“Between the first and second hole.” she replied

He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

 

[Questions]

I remember the first time Mrs Q gave me a hand job and admitted she used to be a hooker…….

I told her to change her grip a little.

 

[crodonilson]

Fascinating match this afternoon as the Pistol faces off against the Hawk. Fancy 'The Pistol' to nick this one but only a fool would predict this one with any certainty. Atmosphere inside Ally Pally is absolutely electric.

 

[crodonilson]

Fascinating match this afternoon as the Pistol faces off against the Hawk. Fancy 'The Pistol' to nick this one but only a fool would predict this one with any certainty. Atmosphere inside Ally Pally is absolutely electric.

A stonking 6-0 humbling from the Hawk, never seen anything quite like it.

Mr Haircut 100 in action now up against Dynamite. Probably the biggest mismatch of the Round of 16, surely a comfortable win for Mr Haircut 100.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Plans for the day thwarted by the weather and I've ended up watching snooker through sheer laziness.

O'Sullivan v Williams

O'Sullivan started brighter but Williams just got the biggest break of the tournament and won the next as well to level at 4-4.

Quite enjoying this.

Haven't watched any snooker for years.