[Football] The lord has granted us hope.

[Dave the OAP]

According to the stoke fan, in the Athletic

Our lord and saviour Percy “ the lion of Judah” and “ one true Suid Afrikan superstar” will come home to deliver us from the misery of our existences in January and lead us to the promised land of mid table mediocrity.

Jah Rastafari

I am beyond excited and have just let out a little wee!

 

[Weststander]

Wrong thread, presumed it was about Starmer.

 

[daveinplzen]

According to the stoke fan, in the Athletic

Our lord and saviour Percy “ the lion of Judah” and “ one true Suid Afrikan superstar” will come home to deliver us from the misery of our existences in January and lead us to the promised land of mid table mediocrity.

Jah Rastafari

I am beyond excited and have just let out a little wee!

If we still have football

 

[WATFORD zero]

According to the stoke fan, in the Athletic

Our lord and saviour Percy “ the lion of Judah” and “ one true Suid Afrikan superstar” will come home to deliver us from the misery of our existences in January and lead us to the promised land of mid table mediocrity.

Jah Rastafari

I am beyond excited and have just let out a little wee!

The saviour returns to lead us to paradise/heaven/the promised land/nirvana/arcadia/canaan/elysium/zion/europe/championship/whatever

Great news, Dave

Boomshanka

Wz

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

According to the stoke fan, in the Athletic

Our lord and saviour Percy “ the lion of Judah” and “ one true Suid Afrikan superstar” will come home to deliver us from the misery of our existences in January and lead us to the promised land of mid table mediocrity.

Jah Rastafari

I am beyond excited and have just let out a little wee!

Was it a sex wee?

 

[BluesRockDJ]

The saviour returns to lead us to paradise/heaven/the promised land/nirvana/arcadia/canaan/elysium/zion/europe/championship/whatever

Great news, Dave

Boomshanka

Wz

Um, he can't return to somewhere he's not been to ! BTW is that because of Brexit ?

 

[maresfield seagull]

Percy Izzy and Aaron as the tiny tots Performing at an empty stadium near You

 

[Icy Gull]

Percy Izzy and Aaron as the tiny tots Performing at an empty stadium near You

Lamptey is gonna get the hump with you

 

[maresfield seagull]

Lamptey is gonna get the hump with you

# still waiting on Bozza to turn my red thumb green

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Just put my anorak on, South Africa are ranked 72 in the FIFA rankings, above countries that have players in the English leagues............comments ?

 

[Don Tmatter]

Welbeck’s goals will have us top 10 by then, he won’t get in the side.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

There has been and only will ever be one 'Lord' for the Albion....

My eyes have seen the glory,
Of the coming of the Lord,
He played for Brighton and Hove Albion
And he's name is Peter Ward.
Defenders they all hate him,
For the goals he loves to score,
And the stripes go marching ON! ON! ON!

Glory Glory Brighton and Hove Albion

 

[Cheshire Cat]

According to the stoke fan, in the Athletic

Our lord and saviour Percy “ the lion of Judah” and “ one true Suid Afrikan superstar” will come home to deliver us from the misery of our existences in January and lead us to the promised land of mid table mediocrity.

Jah Rastafari

I am beyond excited and have just let out a little wee!

He will be shit.

You heard here first.

Might as well get it out of the way early.

 

[stewart12]

Just put my anorak on, South Africa are ranked 72 in the FIFA rankings, above countries that have players in the English leagues............comments ?

which players? they probably had EU passports