The limerick thread

[AmexRuislip]

I'll start you linguists off



There once was a guy called Garcia...............

 

[dazzer6666]

Who each night soaked his nuts in sangria

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

His wife she would cup them

 

[TomandJerry]

And then cut them

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

And hang them both off one ear

 

[AmexRuislip]

He then left for Israel

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'm a tongue-tied bloke from...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There once was a guy called Garcia.
He upped and left, said "Pa, see ya".
He went to Israel,
Most thought he needs Braille,
And ended up north of Deal Pier.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Well this went well

 

[TomandJerry]

He came back to England,
To go to Watford,
And turned down Leeds,

 

[Shuggie]

There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year

 

[Weatherman]

There was a young lady from Ealing........

 

[Eeyore]

Who like Brighton, she hit Gus's ceiling...

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

She layed on her back and opened her crack
And got sacked for being too revealing

 

[Hove Seagull]

There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds

 

[dazzer6666]

There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year

Good work

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

There once was a man called Teixeira
Defences would soon learn to fear(er)
Goals he would score as the Amex would roar
Who cares if the beer has got dearer

 

[withdeanwombat]

There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams played without any fear,
And no flair or speed
The supporters agreed
In fact all the football was drear.

 

[AmexRuislip]

There once was a rich man called Tony Bloom,
Who ended Albions pathway to doom.
He finished Dicks dream,
of getting the team,
to the holy grail that is the Amex.

 

[Frutos]

There once was a man from Nantucket...