The " ITS TOO FECKING HOT " rant

[pasty]

f*** sake. Would you prefer it was grey and wet and shit?

Yes. Yes I would.

 

[MikeySmall]

Moan moan moan. Watch out for the "Its too cold and wet" thread in a couple of months

 

[looney]

If its to cold you turn the heating up. If its to hot you are f***ed.

I'm f***ing fed up of smelling like a south East asian coolie by 5pm.

Chicks may be stripping but you cant get to near em after sweating like a hog all day, its ok for you lazy bastards who are slumming it(Students).

 

[Fran Hagarty]

I'd love it if I could enjoy it, but I'm stuck in an office with air conditioning that is so cold it feels like winter. However, the heat is uncomfotable at night.

What the feck is going on !. Its got to the stage when 80 degrees is now a cool day and anything below 60 at night is cold. We have had temperatures of over 80 for about 2 weeks now and tomorrow Gatwick will hit 95 fahreinheit, only 23 fahrenheit above average for the time of year. Last Wednesday it reached 97 degrees.

The Sussex Farmers will be able to grow Oranges, Lemons and Pineapples soon. We will see row upon row of Whitewashed houses with slated windows in Southwick, its time to demand a 12-3 Siesta.

I am fed up with sweaty nuts, a ripe and moist bottom, having to peel my trousers off in the evening, my socks having a life of their own and I am truely pissed off night after night sweating more than George Galloway at an Army base in Iraq.

What I would give for a 60 degree day and 45 degree night. My dogs are flaked out , I am hot and irritable and enough is enough.

Anyone else suffering

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Re: Re: The " ITS TOO FECKING HOT " rant

I'd love it if I could enjoy it, but I'm stuck in an office with air conditioning that is so cold it feels like winter.

How come it's always the wimmin in offices that moan ridiculously about air conditioning being too cold

 

[Vicar!]

No one out there remember summer 77. It was like this through until September.

 

[Trufflehound]

No one out there remember summer 77.

You obviously don't.

Summer 76 was the hot one.

 

[Trufflehound]

Well I cuffing LOVE it. My back garden is a little oasis to come home to after work. Get the shorts & flipflops on, relax on my sumptuous patio furniture under the gazibo with a beer or some home-made sangria. Couple of bratwursts on the barbie, toddle around watering the plants, then wile away the evening under the halogen light playing cards with the missus.

You'll soon be missing it when its damp and foggy Uncle S. Make the most of it.

My thoughts EXACTLY!

Except I don't have a halogen light and we play scrabble.

 

[Starry]

I love this weather, I would love it even more as my non-pregnant self but it's beautiful to sit around outside and never switch on the TV or oven and stuff.

 

[Da Man Clay]

f*** sake. Would you prefer it was grey and wet and shit? Too f***ing hot indeed

Yes I would, Because I could play football. I cant play in this weather I just end up playing awful and look a prat at training, but in the winter im a half decent centre half.

 

[Ned]

You obviously don't.

Summer 76 was the hot one.

They both were. We had two in a row.

 

[Lammy]

I'm LOVIN' this weather!

Get down the beach! Better still make the short hop to Dieppe it feels like you're in the south of france!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Fear not - according to Carol Kirkwood on the Beeb this morning, it's not going to get cooler, it's going to get "less hot" ! I'm still thinking this one through.

 

[tedebear]

Fear not - according to Carol Kirkwood on the Beeb this morning, it's not going to get cooler, it's going to get "less hot" ! I'm still thinking this one through.

I'm bemused also!!

 

[rospants]

three more weeks of 90 + days apparently, then its going to start cooling

 

[tedebear]

three more weeks of 90 + days apparently, then its going to start cooling

May as well move back to Australia.... bah humbug...

 

[jevs]

Roll on the f***ing winter....give me frost snow and rain any day

 

[tedebear]

I actually prefer winter - this is too hot for me - up to about 25-26 is nice from my point of view... not to mention my little man...

 

[Mendoza]

all english people do is moan all year round about how cold it is, and then when the sun comes out all we do is whinge about how hot it is

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

No I love cold weather.

I can live with 70-75 but 85-90 + for 3 weeks now is taking the piss. Another night has gone by with me sweating more than Saddam Hussein at a Kurdistan Old Soldiers Reunion.

It leaves me feeling a trifle listless.

Roll on October.