Return of the Rev
Well-known member
At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then went down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.
You crack me up daddad!