[Travel] The hot weather and Body Odour!

[gregbrighton]

People of Brighton and Hove and Sussex in general:

Please use an anti-perspirant spray / underarm deodorant! / talcum powder on your genital areas.

I was on the bus today and in the Co-op and the smell emanating from some people nearly made me spew!

There seemed to be a fair number of pensioners who could do with a wash, particularly those who try to mask it with some sickly nasty cheapo perfume presumably from the pound shop,

Come on people. Smell nice! Wash!

 

[Chicken Run]

The scary part is it's not hot! When the mercury rises to 80f in the summer these soap dodges are gonna proper stink x

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

People of Brighton and Hove and Sussex in general:

Please use an anti-perspirant spray / underarm deodorant! / talcum powder on your genital areas.

I was on the bus today and in the Co-op and the smell emanating from some people nearly made me spew!

There seemed to be a fair number of pensioners who could do with a wash, particularly those who try to mask it with some sickly nasty cheapo perfume presumably from the pound shop,

Come on people. Smell nice! Wash!

Applying anti perspirant to your ballsack can cause a rash and general discomfort.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

It's not the pits it's the clothes. Once it's in there, not even vinegar and a bicarbonate of soda paste applied to the armpits pre-wash can get it out and there it lurks unseen through the winter months until body temperatures rise and out comes the stench of ingrained sweat. Burning your clothes on a regular basis is the only effective solution.

 

[knocky1]

It's alright at the Waitrose in Hove.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

Sounds a bit tasty if you ask me

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Sounds a bit tasty if you ask me

Next you'll be suggesting he changes his user name to Mustafa Lick

 

[BensGrandad]

At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then went down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.

 

[knocky1]

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

Sure it wasn't El Presidente after the Brighton Marathon? He mentioned something about chaffed nipples........

 

[BLOCK F]

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

Wonderful description, Mustafa.
Glad I read about it and not experienced it!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.

If I could understand this post It sounds like my ideal job

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

People of Brighton and Hove and Sussex in general:

Please use an anti-perspirant spray / underarm deodorant! / talcum powder on your genital areas.

I was on the bus today and in the Co-op and the smell emanating from some people nearly made me spew!

There seemed to be a fair number of pensioners who could do with a wash, particularly those who try to mask it with some sickly nasty cheapo perfume presumably from the pound shop,

Come on people. Smell nice! Wash!

Lavender for the ladies.
TCP for the gents.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Wonderful description, Mustafa.
Glad I read about it and not experienced it!

Breaking NEWS ------------------------- Mustafa has a SOH
I'm surprised she wasn't stoned

 

[Dan Aitch]

Can't be any worse than the smell in the train queue for Falmer.

 

[sir albion]

Plenty of these types watching the albion...Never seen so many scruffy middle aged rodents of late,bloody shocking.

 

[BensGrandad]

Lavender for the ladies.
TCP for the gents.

What was wrong with the old lifebuoy carbolic soap.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

What was wrong with the old lifebuoy carbolic soap.

Still available today!!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Remember being at Forest away a couple of years ago,bitterly cold afternoon, the bloke 2 rows in front absolutely whistled,shocking it was,could see the grime on his collar,I'd imagine that in the height of summer he could be fatal.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Plenty of these types watching the albion...Never seen so many scruffy middle aged rodents of late,bloody shocking.

Water slide with bubble bath sorted! next

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then went down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.

She sounds it.