The greatest first line to a song ever?

[Pevenseagull]

there is no poll:clap 2:

 

[Dave the OAP]

"I can see you in the morning when you go to school"

Great first line ...but slightly dodgy at the moment!

School. Supertramp

 

[Mellotron]

there is no poll:clap 2:

No argument here.

 

[Pevenseagull]

isn't it though

 

[Dougie]

"my mother said ,that I never should ,play with the naughty rude girls down the wood "

The winker song by Ivor biggun !

 

[Baldseagull]

I never thought it would happen, with me and the girl from Clapham.
Up the JUnction - Squeeze.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I thought it had been irrefutably proved in every poll since time began that the definitive answer to this question is the werewolves of London:

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

But I must admit a personal favourite of mine is:

Lovely Rita, meter maid, may I enquire discreetly,
When are you free to take some tea with me.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate, will nature make a man of me yet?

 

[Hiney]

Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury & the Blockheads

 

[father_and_son]

Its been seven hours and fifteen days...

 

[BadFish]

Son I'm thirty
I only went with your mother cos she's dirty.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Son I'm thirty
I only went with your mother cos she's dirty.

actually you may be onto something their

 

[BadFish]

actually you may be onto something their

There is little doubt in my mind

 

[Pevenseagull]

There is little doubt in my mind

them next door hate me at the moment, but they are ********s

 

[pasty]

Now is the time for marching

Thread closed.

 

[Monkey Man]

"I don't believe in an interventionalist god"

Into My Arms, Nick Cave

 

[Pevenseagull]

"Lightning never strikes anymore, but I can't make it rain" ?

 

[Kumquat]

My girlfriend says that I need help
My boyfriend says I'd be better off dead.

Opening line to the Therapy? album "Troublegum". That album has a number of choice lyrics it has to be said.

 

[Fef]

Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury & the Blockheads

Remind me, - how does that one go?

 

[maltaseagull]

Standing on the water, casting your bread
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing