dejavuatbtn
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Potter could ring up Lampard and say something like.
So Frank, you know those two strikers you’ve got … your top two scorers, last season, yes that’s it, the World Cup winner and the young England player …… yes, that’s them …. You couldn’t see fit to … you know …. Sell them to us could you? You could? Great, thanks. Put them on the line would you? Hi, Tammy, hi Olivier, I’m Graham. We’d like you to come to Brighton instead. Is that OK? You’re both up for it, that’s marvellous. I agree, the Champions League is an overrated competition, you don’t want to doing all of that .. no, no I’m sure your wives will be fine with you agreeing to half your pay. See you in Lancing, ta ta”.
Yes, and we’re calling Leeds fans deluded!