[Football] The great football cliche LIST.

[hart's shirt]

He's got a good touch for a big man.

What this game needs is a goal.

They can't score from Row Z.

It only takes a second to score a goal.

He's put in a shift today.

They'll be looking for a reaction.

110%.

It's a results business.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Normally northerners " Hit it towards the goals" It's goal you thick whippet loving, flat cap wearing fools

 

[perseus]

"As far as I'm concerned you can throw all those medals you've won in the bin, because you won them all by cheating"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

At this level...

You've got to take your chances at this level

You can't defend like that at this level

 

[Biscuit]

• The big clubs are ready to swoop..

 

[Weststander]

"It's unbelievable Jeff. It's still 0-0 here but Man Utd should be 3 up"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

That's NOT how the world works. If Man Utd had scored their first chance then a WHOLE NEW set of circumstances would have taken place and the 2nd/3rd chance to score wouldn't have happened in the same way.

So true.

 

[Eeyore]

There's a newer one.

'You shouldn't be losing teams like Manchester United'

 

[lawros left foot]

The atmosphere at Selhurst Park is the best in the Premier League

 

[Weststander]

The Theatre of Dreams.

The challenge by the defender invited contact. (When none was made whatsoever and the cheating attacker dived)

All Hammers fans demand is the West Ham Way, of beautiful football played on the deck.

That ball was so high, it came down with snow on it.

Fans will forgive anything, as long as they see effort. (No. They condemn lots of other things too)

Back of the old onion bag.

The Professor (A foreign manager who's allegedly intellectual)

Hard Man or Enforcer (A dirty fecker who persistently fouls gifted players)

 

[Simster]

The atmosphere at Anfield is always electric.

The Kop almost SUCKED the ball in.





No, no it didn't. The Kop is simply a stand of fans whose powers of support are vastly overrated. Liverpool teams are usually good enough to score goals without turning it into a Godly match of blow football.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

My personal bugbear - 'Stick it in the mixer'

It only takes a second to score a goal

You've got yer Chelseas and yer Arsenals, yer David Beckhams and yer Frank Lampards.......there's only one of each FFS.

Massive - goal, tackle, challenge, game, tie, victory, defeat, card, decision etc. EVERYTHING is 'massive'

Exactly. Only Sheffield Wednesday are truly massive.

 

[lawros left foot]

Ooooh, he put the laces through that!!!

The right back will have twisted blood after this game.

 

[dadams2k11]

They could still be playing and not score.

 

[Paris]

"Week in, week out"

 

[Weststander]

He'd crawl on broken glass from his home to Celtic, to manage them.

Pardew interviews well.

 

[LlcoolJ]

He's almost hit it too well, Clive.

Ah, go on then......

https://youtu.be/skNc9RFBAek

"..... and he hit that too well. What the **** are you talking about you massive bell?"

 

[Lower West Stander]

A great little ball onto the box. All he had to do was put it away.

It’s Desmond Jeff....


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[Mundays Right Foot]

"Early doors..."

"Psychologically important time to score"

 

[Fungus]

"But he got the ball first"

(before he followed through and ended the opponent's career)

 

[maltaseagull]

No yeah!

respect respect respect!