The giant West Stand seagull taking a dump on the middle tier...?

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Spider

New member
Sep 15, 2007
3,614
Oh dear God...

(Even worse is the fact you're supposed to be a comedian. Hope all your jokes aren't this old!)
 




Comedy Steve

We're f'ing brilliant
Oct 20, 2003
1,485
BN6
Oh dear God...

(Even worse is the fact you're supposed to be a comedian. Hope all your jokes aren't this old!)

Ah. I guess this has been done to death already. I did add the caveat that I didn't know if it had been done. Sorry. Only just spotted it*.

S

* if you're curious as to why I have only just spotted it, I like to go back a day at a time to make the grass grow at super-speed over the last 7 days. Don't pretend you haven't done this also, or are now doing it. Cough.

PS I wouldn't be a comedian if I was on NSC flat-out enough to see every thread posted ever, as I wouldn't have any time left to have a life, career, marriage, food, sleep, a shit...
 






Ah. I guess this has been done to death already. I did add the caveat that I didn't know if it had been done. Sorry. Only just spotted it*.

S

* if you're curious as to why I have only just spotted it, I like to go back a day at a time to make the grass grow at super-speed over the last 7 days. Don't pretend you haven't done this also, or are now doing it. Cough.

PS I wouldn't be a comedian if I was on NSC flat-out enough to see every thread posted ever, as I wouldn't have any time left to have a life, career, marriage, food, sleep, a shit...

No excuse - everyone has those same things to contend with, and you should go through EVERY thread post by post to make sure you have covered every possible chance of a repeat. Now go stand in a corner and think of something comedic to say that will be the NSC equivalent to 'hail Mary's and gain you an admonishment among the ancients, the clique and general cognoscenti here. Go on, f*** off into the corner now Steve ???
 


bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
Are you trying to win a prize for the 10,000th post about it?
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Plenty of other comedians on here Steve. ???
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,679
Uwantsumorwat
funny you should say that , i asked the lady friend for a barclays last night, she glared at me , sighed , tutted ,then started flicking my winky with a keyring, yes i got to the promised land but i cant help thinking im being fobbed off.

:tumble:
 












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