Oh dear God...
(Even worse is the fact you're supposed to be a comedian. Hope all your jokes aren't this old!)
Ah. I guess this has been done to death already. I did add the caveat that I didn't know if it had been done. Sorry. Only just spotted it*.
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* if you're curious as to why I have only just spotted it, I like to go back a day at a time to make the grass grow at super-speed over the last 7 days. Don't pretend you haven't done this also, or are now doing it. Cough.
PS I wouldn't be a comedian if I was on NSC flat-out enough to see every thread posted ever, as I wouldn't have any time left to have a life, career, marriage, food, sleep, a shit...
funny you should say that , i asked the lady friend for a barclays last night, she glared at me , sighed , tutted ,then started flicking my winky with a keyring, yes i got to the promised land but i cant help thinking im being fobbed off.
No, there aren't.Plenty of other comedians on here Steve.