The French

[Albion my Albion]

You know that TEDIOUS joke people make about the French being 'Cheese eating surrender monkeys'?

Whenever I hear that, apart from groaning, it always makes me think, 'What's wrong with eating cheese you ****? Cheese is amazing. The French make amazing cheese.'

I like cheese, especially french cheese, too. Although I always keep my tongue inside my mouth when kissing.

 

[Stat Brother]

I know I know but all the proper ones are taken and Geeks is already a homage to France and all things vélo.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Il était en badinant bien que comme l'histoire nous montre qu'il est préférable de ne pas faire confiance au français dans la plupart des situations

Surtout si vous envisagez de quitter l'un d'eux seul avec ta femme

Allegedly

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Surtout si vous envisagez de quitter l'un d'eux seul avec ta femme

Allegedly

Vous mettez une image terrible dans ma tête ..... ménage à trois

It's all very well posting all these images of sexy French women but once you take a closer look ... sacré bleu!

 

[Insel affe]

Before and after....

before you ask, yes and chicken.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

my favourite french band are Noir Désir

aptly named considering the lead singer battered his first wife to death,but only served 4 years

3 years later his 2nd wife commited suicide while he was at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQz-9olu_g

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

gentlemen I give you the Queen of Normandie

Laetitia Casta

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

for the weather

Cali Morales sur M6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acF1AcHdYnA

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Daft Punk. Jean Michel Jarre

 

[jakarta]

Fed up of this love-in. Our Enemy, always have been and always will be.

Bring back Crecy, Agincourt and Waterloo, its the only language they understand

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

'The Amazing World of Gumball' creator was born in France, therefore it is a cherished land filled with genius level intellects.

 

[supaseagull]

Fed up of this love-in. Our Enemy, always have been and always will be.

Bring back Crecy, Agincourt and Waterloo, its the only language they understand

let's send back Knockaert

 

[alfredmizen]

I think plastic Bertrand was Belgian, but he sung this in French so I'll put it up anyway !!

 

[marlowe]

Charles Aznavour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxaZMreym88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEjoVg07rIE

 

[marlowe]

This is a young and innocent France Gall singing a song Serge Gainsbourg wrote for her. She thought it was a song about lollipops. It was actually a song about fellatio. When she found out she was mortified and went into hiding. I think the video brilliantly captures both meanings of the song and amazingly was shown on French prime time TV. Only in France! The second video shows Gainsbourg asking Gall what she thought the song was about and her giving her innocent interpretation. Then an older and wiser France Gall explains how she felt when she found out what the song was really about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3RwVOSpcVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ajuEVNfb0

 

[Albion my Albion]

my favourite french band are Noir Désir

aptly named considering the lead singer battered his first wife to death,but only served 4 years

3 years later his 2nd wife commited suicide while he was at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQz-9olu_g

Sounds like a little French Connection if you know what I mean.

 

[marlowe]

French criminal Jacques Mesrine (At one time France's Public Enemy no1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Ku-B5Gkws

 

[pastafarian]

anyone remember Les Aventures De Robinson Crusoë
or the English version of it.......great kids TV

 

[Return of the Rev]

 

[heathgate]

Didn't they also let us score the all time quickest world cup finals goal in 1982.....j'taime