Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Barber: "Hello"
Ticket office: "Hi Paul. The lower tiers are all but sold out now. Shall we open the East Upper ?"
PB: "Oh piss. Aren't there still some singles left ?"
TO: "Well, yes, but......."
PB: *sighs* "Alright. But hang on - just the FRONT rows"
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PB: "What ?"
TO: "Hi Paul. The East Upper tickets are selling fast, I think we need to open up the top as we..."
PB: "Oh for the love of...Seriously ? Are you SURE all the lower tier ones are gone ?"
TO: "Well, err, yeah. Yesterday in fact"
PB: "Oh just do it then"
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PB: "WHAT NOW"
TO: "Oh...h-hi Paul. Ummm, East Upper is sold out sooo..."
PB: "Oh for the love of christ. Just f*****g DO it then"
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PB: (mutter)..."That snivelling cuntwaffle Roger"
Barber: "Hello"
Ticket office: "Hi Paul. The lower tiers are all but sold out now. Shall we open the East Upper ?"
PB: "Oh piss. Aren't there still some singles left ?"
TO: "Well, yes, but......."
PB: *sighs* "Alright. But hang on - just the FRONT rows"
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PB: "What ?"
TO: "Hi Paul. The East Upper tickets are selling fast, I think we need to open up the top as we..."
PB: "Oh for the love of...Seriously ? Are you SURE all the lower tier ones are gone ?"
TO: "Well, err, yeah. Yesterday in fact"
PB: "Oh just do it then"
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PB: "WHAT NOW"
TO: "Oh...h-hi Paul. Ummm, East Upper is sold out sooo..."
PB: "Oh for the love of christ. Just f*****g DO it then"
*click*
PB: (mutter)..."That snivelling cuntwaffle Roger"